How to cope as a sinkcel?

[Meownaw]

I cut myself and cried three times yesterday and fell asleep and please don't spam 'Just get another sink' cause that is not a possibility.

I live in a three sink world shithole as a non five sink minority so even if some plumber likes me, it wouldn't work out.

They would simply put me in jail or demolish my sinks, that's how it works here. V(aried)P(orcelain)N(eeds) are not banned yet but they will be anyday.

And yes this is my diary posting and I am spamming offtopic, so @Cugine please free to mock me.

 

[gassers]

I cut myself and cried three times yesterday and fell asleep and please don't spam 'Just get another sink' cause that is not a possibility.

I live in a three sink world shithole as a non five sink minority so even if some plumber likes me, it wouldn't work out.

They would simply put me in jail or demolish my sinks, that's how it works here. V(aried)P(orcelain)N(eeds) are not banned yet but they will be anyday.

And yes this is my diary posting and I am spamming offtopic, so @Cugine please free to mock me.

stop being a pussy, and don't be afraid to fail.
Who gives a fuck if a sink is out of stock, just find another one.

 

[Duhne Kuhn]

a good sport

 

[Cugine]

You probably can't afford Moen faucets. Sad.

 

[Dougie's Hapa Daughter]

Just add some drop-in double bowl sinks to your existing sinks.

I heard that due to the economic hardship caused by people increasingly scrubbing the shit out of their own toilets rather than paying a Brazilian, Dan Mullen used this same technique to double his sink count without needing any costly plumbing work.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

One sinkcel checking in. I have all these bitches but nowhere for them to wash their hands. I have to wash fruit in the bathroom sink like a Mexican.

 

[johnnynoname]

and cried three times

fag

 

[RoTheHo69]

4 out of 5 sinks are pieces of shit anyway. You gotta figure out if it's even worth the hassle..

 

[BUBBLER]

13% of sinks cause 50% of house flooding

Guess what color they are

 

[Stent]

Place buckets full of water around your home to simulate the feeling. It's not the same, but it's all you can realistically do.

 

[bantadant]

Dude just move already. Get on a boat (preferable with a sink on it) and move to whatever country it goes to.

Unless it sinks, which would be the ultimate irony

 

[Imager]

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Just add some drop-in double bowl sinks to your existing sinks.

I heard that due to the economic hardship caused by people increasingly scrubbing the shit out of their own toilets rather than paying a Brazilian, Dan Mullen used this same technique to double his sink count without needing any costly plumbing work.

Does a double bowl count as one or two sinks?

 

[Consensual Rapist]

In my country, we are considered the richest family in the area, for we have 4 sinks in our homestead.
Grandmothers come to pray at our sinks, as they have never seen something so glorious in their lives.

 

[Dougie's Hapa Daughter]

Does a double bowl count as one or two sinks?

If we're going by Dan standards, it "counts" as two. But Dan is also the kind of guy to give the BPEL when asked his dick size.

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

Does a double bowl count as one or two sinks?

The real answer is only bathroom sinks count, and a double bowl counts as two. I believe Dan clarified this at one point.

 

[RoTheHo69]

Unless it sinks, which would be the ultimate irony

That counts as an extra sink right there.

 

[Imager]

The real answer is only bathroom sinks count, and a double bowl counts as two. I believe Dan clarified this at one point.

I'm confused though -- you would never put a double bowl into a bathroom.

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

I'm confused though -- you would never put a double bowl into a bathroom.

One of the bathrooms in my house has one but the bathroom is connected to two bedrooms.

 

[guest]

Just fawkin go to Home Depot, ask where the sinks are and ask questions, like how many gallons of water it holds, fuck around with the faucets. Ask if they finance. Gotta start somewhere.

 

[Imager]

One of the bathrooms in my house has one but the bathroom is connected to two bedrooms.

Braggard!