How to clean a filthy Milwaukee Brewers hat

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

 

[Opesterino]

I have a Dickies™ hat.

 

[Antwan2]

With a shotgun?

 

[Podcasting 101]

It's clean and doesn't need cleaning, stlaker

 

[RobertMewler]

Nice tips! I'm gonna try this. Piggy cluelessly thinks his filthy sweat stains make him look like a real man.

 

[New Name]

My head sweats so much and I’ve tried everything to learn that once a hat’s been sweated through enough to stink you’re better off replacing it because even after the best cleaning job that stink will come back harder and faster than anyone can be ready for

 

[New Name]

I have a Dickies™ hat.

Can fix some chairlifts real nice like wearing one of those puppies

 

[Uncle J’s Sink Emporium]

Toss it in the trash and get a new one. Hope this helps.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Here’s a thought, call me crazy, I dunno but… how about you wear a hat until it gets kinda shitty and then you toss it and buy a new one?

I mean, if your daughter bought it for you and it has tremendous sentimental value I understand but that clearly isn’t the case for ol’ Patso.

 

[Jenna]

There was a time around the early 00s where pre-worn hats were all the rage. The rich kids would come to school in these hats that looked like they were passed down from their grandfather, but it's like no dude you bought that shit at Lids this weekend. Then the blacks started wearing flat brims with the sticker and the worn hat fad died.

I'm guessing he's still fixated on that from when he was a cool in-shape Stealthy Geek. Oh there's Patrick Tomlinson and his trademark hat, he never leaves home without it!

 

[Cumtown Fags]

Here’s a thought, call me crazy, I dunno but… how about you wear a hat until it gets kinda shitty and then you toss it and buy a new one?

I mean, if your daughter bought it for you and it has tremendous sentimental value I understand but that clearly isn’t the case for ol’ Patso.

The same would apply to a t-shirt that you've had for a decade and no longer fits. Or at least give it to goodwill as homeless and poor people tend to be skinnier that fat hovel owners.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

There was a time around the early 00s where pre-worn hats were all the rage. The rich kids would come to school in these hats that looked like they were passed down from their grandfather, but it's like no dude you bought that shit at Lids this weekend. Then the blacks started wearing flat brims with the sticker and the worn hat fad died.

I'm guessing he's still fixated on that from when he was a cool in-shape Stealthy Geek. Oh there's Patrick Tomlinson and his trademark hat, he never leaves home without it!

I love how we can perfectly dissect his entire thought process behind every little choice he makes. He’s also fat and ugly.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

There was a time around the early 00s where pre-worn hats were all the rage. The rich kids would come to school in these hats that looked like they were passed down from their grandfather, but it's like no dude you bought that shit at Lids this weekend. Then the blacks started wearing flat brims with the sticker and the worn hat fad died.

I'm guessing he's still fixated on that from when he was a cool in-shape Stealthy Geek. Oh there's Patrick Tomlinson and his trademark hat, he never leaves home without it!

Makes sense since his taste in everything he thinks is cool seems stuck around ~2000

 

[Racist Google Intern]

I never wear hats. Except beanies in the winter.

 

[Barney Gumble]

I guarantee you Pat thinks the dirt and sweat stains give the hat "character" and symbolizes what a true fan he is after fatly sweating in that hat at games.

 

[Stent]

He wears sports-themed clothing in the hope people won't mistake him for the woman in the relationship.

 

[Dan’s arm hair]

I'm more of a pointed hood kinda guy

 

[MonsterSteve]

Even if he did clean his hat (he doesn't), it still doesn't excuse him putting his filthy hat on the bar or dinner tables. Disgusting fat man.