How the fuck does this fat nigger pig afford $2K tickets to London?

[guest]

I need to know how he affords frequent vacations. I just need to.

 

[CuntFucker .]

Maybe different credit cards, racking up debt for bankruptcy proceedings. They weren't rube traveling this much before.

 

[Mike Glyer]

There is always @CarolMaxheinie 's theory about disability payments. We know from the PPP stuff that they are a-ok filing fraudulent shit to get money. His high school transcripts (GPA + absences) prove that something is wrong with him developmentally so he probably qualifies for something.

Also, even if they somehow managed to pull ~$50,000 each (lower end of average for people in their 40s) then they could probably swing $2,000 pretty easily. My wife and I pay over $2,000/mo just for daycare and have plenty left over for bullshit. A trip every few months for $2,000+ seems doable when you have a ghetto house and no kids.

But judging by how they financed the house previously, the money stream must be somewhat new. They used Nikkki's credit and we know about how good her score is. My bank once asked if I wanted apply for a credit card with a $50,000 limit and I was making way less than I am now. They might just be maxing out a $25,000 credit card or something.

 

[Former Prez Gerald Ford]

My theory is that he had a very hefty (fat) life insurance policy taken out on Bernell right before he fatally shot him and fatly made his escape

 

[guest]

Maybe the story is just an alibi?

 

[Момент Силышенко]

I have been to London, it is really fucking shit and everyone who lives there who doesn't speak Jawa will tell you the same. I hope he gets stabbed repeatedly by tweenage nig nogs.

 

[guest]

My theory is that he had a very hefty (fat) life insurance policy taken out on Bernell right before he fatally shot him and fatly made his escape


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So much for my ribs.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

He’s not going and never was, just made up a story about trying to buy tickets for the London game which is a game real sports fans would never travel out of the country for. Just a humble brag for attention because he’s broke and can’t afford trips so now it’s “I was gonna go BUT…”

 

[FurBurger]

He sells health insurance over the phone.

Here's his Florida licence to do so. You'll notice that it's current; he completed his CPEs for this year. He's claimed in the past that he keeps it active for residuals, but this is bullshit. He sells shit-tier insurance policies that don't last long, so if he's been out of the game for more than a few years there's no point.

Here's Pat's attic:

If you zoom in to the upper right, you'll notice a computer with two screens. It's not for Pat to write on - he has a laptop for that. It's for selling health insurance over the phone - with a screen with the client's details in front, and I'm guessing a copy of his script over on the right.

Also, a quick (but but still nauseating) look at his Twitter timeline tells us that he's been a licenced agent since 2002:

That puts him at about 15 years of experience in 2017:

Or possibly 12 years in of experience 2019, as time goes backwards for pants-shitting retards:

In either case, by now he'd be out of residuals, and would have no reason to re-up his licence.... unless this is what he actually does for a living.

EDIT: Pat seems to think he quit in 2015. Also, there's a thread here trying to work out when he quit selling insurance that came up with five or six answers, as published author Pat can't keep that story straight, either. I can't find it though.

 

[OpieRadio]

Taxpayers are footing the bill when he goes bankrupt. Im sorry you're so stupid.

 

[Brooke Shields]

He sells health insurance over the phone.

Here's his Florida licence to do so. You'll notice that it's current; he completed his CPEs for this year. He's claimed in the past that he keeps it active for residuals, but this is bullshit. He sells shit-tier insurance policies that don't last long, so if he's been out of the game for more than a few years there's no point.

Here's Pat's attic:
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If you zoom in to the upper right, you'll notice a computer with two screens. It's not for Pat to write on - he has a laptop for that. It's for selling health insurance over the phone - with a screen with the client's details in front, and I'm guessing a copy of his script over on the right.

Also, a quick (but but still nauseating) look at his Twitter timeline tells us that he's been a licenced agent since 2002:
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That puts him at about 15 years of experience in 2017:
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Or possibly 12 years in of experience 2019, as time goes backwards for pants-shitting retards:
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In either case, by now he'd be out of residuals, and would have no reason to re-up his licence.... unless this is what he actually does for a living.

EDIT: Pat seems to think he quit in 2015. Also, there's a thread here trying to work out when he quit selling insurance that came up with five or six answers, as published author Pat can't keep that story straight, either. I can't find it though.

If this website is to be trusted then he's making bank(for a pants-shitting retard)

https://www.ziprecruiter.com/Salaries/Health-Insurance-Sales-Salary--in-Wisconsin

But I don't believe it since these search results are always fucked up no matter what profession you search, also he doesn't work and is a moron so can't be getting too much if true

 

[guest]

He sells insurance for United Healthcare in Florida. This has been known for a while.

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[SFWA liaison]

Their lifestyle isn't THAT inexplicable, they don't have too many expenses (no child support for Annabelle Snyder, bare minimum of their ghetto mortgage, no car payment, no real fuel usage, no retirement fund because they are nigger-minded, no cable) and they get the Robinson bucks + welfare $40k in covid "loans" in 2020 alone + Niki has a real job as a live event producer (for "The Moth", probably does some other similar gigs)

 

[VizioDash]

Their lifestyle isn't THAT inexplicable, they don't have too many expenses (no child support for Annabelle Snyder, bare minimum of their ghetto mortgage, no car payment, no real fuel usage, no retirement fund because they are nigger-minded, no cable) and they get the Robinson bucks + welfare $40k in covid "loans" in 2020 alone + Niki has a real job as a live event producer (for "The Moth", probably does some other similar gigs)

Don't forget how expensive eating healthy is. That's a cost they don't need to worry about either.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

Don't forget how expensive eating healthy is. That's a cost they don't need to worry about either.

But they do need to pay for grape soda and watermelon to set the trap