meta.... I hate meta
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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How the Craft Works, featuring Mark Normand and some other faggot
- Thread starter chocolatehellhole
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Video length: 1:03:43
I'd give it a rating of shit out of shit
They need to make a version of The Menu about comedy.
The Craft
and deeper meaning faggots make me respect guys like Dice, Carrot Top, and Dane Cook more and more: guys who were labeled "hacks" despite cleaning house because their only rule was to make the audience laugh.
The Craft
and deeper meaning faggots make me respect guys like Dice, Carrot Top, and Dane Cook more and more: guys who were labeled "hacks" despite cleaning house because their only rule was to make the audience laugh.
this has also been said about him & doing shows/open mics in nyc. gotta admire the little coon-ass i suppose
I love when comedians shit on other comics who do crowd work like it's more impressive to memorize some faggy, precisely worded, made up story than to have the ability to just say funny shit off the top of your head. Fuck stand up.
I guess it's 2 different styles, it's a bit like freestyle vs written rap - freestyle seemed to die somewhere in the 2000s
Had to stop listening within the first 15 seconds. Oh shit your dad knows you do mushrooms because he listens to your “pod” and your “podding”
fucking faggots
fucking faggots
Got a timestamp for the completed joke? Normand isn't a bad writer, but I could not be less interested in his process.