How soon is too soon to celebrate an anniversary?

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Thinking about getting this broad some flowers for our 24 hour anniversary.

 

[soulbrotherman#1]

Only if you know what her favorite flower is AND if she's never told you it before

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

Get her scratch tickets, women love em

 

[BootyJuice]

Funny you should ask. I think I’ve heard of a similar situation. Could be some useful tricks to navigate those often unfamiliar waters.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Funny you should ask. I think I’ve heard of a similar situation. Could be some useful tricks to navigate those often unfamiliar waters.

12 hour anniversary? That’s somehow waaaay more pathetic than a 24 hour one.

 

[CQ Beans]

Thinking about getting this broad some flowers for our 24 hour anniversary.

Flowers are expensive these days. A nice side ball smack to the face will do.

 

[NortheastPhilly]

24 hour anniversary would unironically be a good bit

 

[guest]

Next week you can buy her mother new teeth

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Next week you can buy her mother new teeth

His description of that was hilarious though. “I can’t have her talking to my family when her mouth looks like that.” I’m not doing it justice there.

 

[Coonskin]

Not to get into semantics but that's not an anniversary. And I would only get my CHICK flowers on the actual anniversary, her birthday, valentine's day, and maybe as a surprise.

 

[Wa4892]

Get her scratch tickets, women love em

Now we KNOW Rutherford really is involved with a Puerto Rican girl .......

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Not to get into semantics but that's not an anniversary. And I would only get my CHICK flowers on the actual anniversary, her birthday, valentine's day, and maybe as a surprise.

I’m mocking Anthony.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

I like to celebrate 10 minute anniversaries with rape.

 

[KaNAMBLA Harris]

We’re giving away one dozen fresh cut roses, all we need is the NAME of whoever you’d like to send them to!

 

[Harry Powell]

This always cracked me up. It’s such a textbook “fuckboy” move. I would do this stuff in my teens and it worked great, but it’s just because you’re showering them with attention or “love bombing”. Of course it still works on retarded women in their twenties and up but smart ones figure it out.

And here’s Groomia doing it at age 40

 

[Ants Hard Drive of Horror]

We’re giving away one dozen fresh cut roses, all we need is the NAME of whoever you’d like to send them to!

Yes, I would like them sent to my secret, other girlfriend.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

This always cracked me up. It’s such a textbook “fuckboy” move. I would do this stuff in my teens and it worked great, but it’s just because you’re showering them with attention or “love bombing”. Of course it still works on retarded women in their twenties and up but smart ones figure it out.

And here’s Groomia doing it at age 40

He really is mentally about 17 years old.

 

[guest]

He really is mentally about 17 years old.

Try 13. He stopped developing emotionally when he had the trauma trifecta of being raped by the Mexican, Buzz and blowing Richard all in that fateful summer of 1925.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Try 13. He stopped developing emotionally when he had the trauma trifecta of being raped by the Mexican, Buzz and blowing Richard all in that fateful summer of 1925.

The Buzz thing is really messed up if you think about it. Joe Sr. was a bad father.

 

[guest]

The Buzz thing is really messed up if you think about it. Joe Sr. was a bad father.

You don’t think forcing an adult woman to have sex with your child because you're afraid he's a homosexual is good parenting?