How screwed would you be if your fawkin chick went through your phone?

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Do you think she would? Has anyone done that to you?

 

[HH Brother]

She would only find pics of other mail order Brazilian trannies, Bonniester. Enjoy prison.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

She would only find pics of other mail order Brazilian trannies, Bonniester. Enjoy prison.

“Que este? QUE ESTE DAN!?”

 

[gassers]

I don't have a fawkin chick, so i would not be screwed in any way.

Perks of being an incel i guess.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

She'd be confused about the forum, and this group email that's been going on since the late 90s

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

tip 1: have a chick where English is her second language, then you can claim all messages are coded drug-deals
tip 2: use drug analogies with side-pieces, eg. I'd like to put that brown star on the tip of my tongue (thats acid, babe). I'd like to get nose-deep in that coochie bag (that was cocaine, babe)

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I've had that happen in most long term relationships and they've always found something to flip the fuck out and cry about. Hey, bitch, if I went through your phone, I'm sure I'd find some upsetting shit too. But I don't because I don't want to invade your privacy or have my soul crushed and you guard your fucking phone way more than I do.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

She'd be confused about the forum, and this group email that's been going on since the late 90s

You’ve had a group email for like 25 years now? That’s insanity haha.

 

[TravisPickle]

Had that happen with that fat psycho bitch I was with a long time ago. I woke up to her literally muttering out loud "you motherfucker" while jumping up and dropping peoples elbows on my fawkin neck. My neck is still jacked up. Fuckin cunt I hope she dies. Anyways, I think it was escort listings. She accused me of cheating for no goddamn reason for like 6 months straight, and did this huge accusation after I went to the states to see a concert. I actually turned down this smoking hot chick outside the show because I was with someone...got accused anyway. So I got mad enough to just fuck a hooker instead lol. This was valentines day btw when I woke up to the elbows.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

You’ve had a group email for like 25 years now? That’s insanity haha.

It's crazy, we change the title of it and people have come and gone.
But there are 7 that have stayed from the beginning.
Before texting was popular it was the easy way to stay in touch with friends who live out of state and outof the country. We still game together too and we've been doing that pre internet since the 80s

 

[guest]

I'd be fine.

 

[Consensual Rapist]

She’d probably question the Ivan Brunetti cartoons I have.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

She'd probably be curious why I have so many pictures of Pat and Nana saved to my phone, and wouldn't buy my "They’re reaction pics!" cover story.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

She'd probably be curious why I have so many pictures of Pat and Nana saved to my phone, and wouldn't buy my "They’re reaction pics!" cover story.

My old old phone was loaded with them. I try to only save a few now but my phone recognizes them as different people and sorts them in separate albums. On an old phone I had a picture of Nick Mullen’s head photoshopped onto one of the C-bine guys. I just accepted I could never explain that to anyone haha.

 

[guest]

Never stay with any woman who goes through your phone or your wallet without your permission. An old friend of mine is married to a bitch who routinely checks his phone and his emails. She even wrote an email to his mother once, pretending to be him and telling her how great she (the wife) is. In short, she's a fucking psycho. The dumb shit is the most defeated, pussy whipped guy I know, and he's got four kids with the cunt. I dread the day when I hear she's killed one or all of his children and then herself. Seriously, she's that crazy, and it all started with her checking his phone when they started dating.

 

[Jesse Ventura]

My GF has looked through my phone before when she thought I was cheating. I was not, and she apologized. But if it happens again I’m going full Ralph Kramden.

 

[guest]

Some guys just make women jealous very easily, and they suffer for it. What I mean is...she will be so jealous of his ability to 'charm' or the fact other women want him, that she fucking CHEATS FIRST to secure herself (female logic). Alot of phone checking is just to confirm and add fuel to the seethe, after the decision to cheat on the dude was made. Im sorry but some women are that bad when it comes to their insecurities/proclivities.

 

[guest]

Some guys just make women jealous very easily, and they suffer for it. What I mean is...she will be so jealous of his ability to 'charm' or the fact other women want him, that she fucking CHEATS FIRST to secure herself (female logic). Alot of phone checking is just to confirm and add fuel to the seethe, after the decision to cheat on the dude was made. Im sorry but some women are that bad when it comes to their insecurities/proclivities.

Women are women? Neat.

 

[⚡⚡kikeslayer1488⚡⚡]

I'd throw my phone in a cenote first.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

"Why do you take so many pictures of your penis? Why haven't you ever sent me one? This one looks like it was taken in a professional studio."