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I want to make a dating profile for him to see if he actually gets any likes, but I don't want to make it unfair. I will use his real age and make his bio the same as his twitter one.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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Let's just say he wouldn't abduct and molest himself
hes 27. I'm not joking
Enjoys travel to small, private islands.
Think he said born in 1972
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This nigga that much of a pussy at 50? I thought he was in his 30s.
Whatever his age, someone will be sorry for him. So very sorry.
Definitely don't make use of the fact that his mother was born on the same day as Hitler.
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He would have quit fucking himself around 1979, so likely 51 years old.
It depends if you count sucking the youth out of children through their buttholes in your formula.
hopefully soon he's 14 years old
You're only as young as you feel.
Far too old. Shame he hasn't run into another Gary Plauché.
You've seen what he looks like, right?
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His entire Reddit history u/princejvstin are posts in a subreddit dedicated to a children's game. I downloaded the game to see what it was like and my girl was like "wtf are you playing? Are you 5?"
