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How Nana and Missy Spent X Mas

Anthony's Lime Rickey

Anthony Cumia is a Pedophile
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Oh, I get it. At first, I thought he meant "Sorry" was some sort of nigger game, but he meant the six pointed stars. He can't even process visual stimuli anymore without immediately thinking about it in racist tweeting mode. And what the fuck is she drinking, some sort of Nazi beer? Give it a rest already, bitch.
 
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It's a Duvel. It's Belgian. I've never had their IPAs but their regular ale is good if you ask me. That said, I hope Missy falls into a cardboard baler and gets crushed to death.
That Duvel Triple Hop citra clocks in at 9.5 abv and probably sells 20+ a 6 pack in Greenville. Those two would be better off swilling Natty Ice like that sow Orbani
 

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It's a Duvel. It's Belgian. I've never had their IPAs but their regular ale is good if you ask me. That said, I hope Missy falls into a cardboard baler and gets crushed to death.
Searching out Belgian IPAs is like going to a steakhouse for the fried chicken: it's probably good, but it's not the thing you should be getting.
 
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Searching out Belgian IPAs is like going to a steakhouse for the fried chicken: it's probably good, but it's not the thing you should be getting.
Shame on Duvel for making an American style IPA using Citra hops. If they wanted to crack into the IPA market they should have stayed in their European lane and used “Noble” hops or an English Fuggle variety. Enough with the New England style Juicy ales
 

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Searching out Belgian IPAs is like going to a steakhouse for the fried chicken: it's probably good, but it's not the thing you should be getting.

Shame on Duvel for making an American style IPA using Citra hops. If they wanted to crack into the IPA market they should have stayed in their European lane and used “Noble” hops or an English Fuggle variety. Enough with the New England style Juicy ales
Yeah, my thoughts exactly on both counts. Like A) why is this a thing? and B) is it going to be better than their regular ales? I doubt it. So of course this is the drink Missy is drinking. Stupid bitch.
 
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