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How many y'all been raped?!

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TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

Hey, Santa: I rape trespassers
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I've told the story several times but I ended up at this homely emo girl's birthday party one time and she essentially raped me. She was just hanging off of me all night, kept kissing me and shit, I kept saying no and she kept being like "You want to. Your dick is hard." And I was like "it's hard because you keep pulling on it, stupid." We eventually did fuck and I felt insanely bad about it because I had a girlfriend that I actually loved and I narced myself out immediately.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

Hey, Santa: I rape trespassers
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My buddy once woke up to a chick riding his pecker. The broad's boyfriend saw it happened and freaked out. Later on the guy went to my buddy and was like "did you kiss her?" like that was all that mattered. He was like "why the fuck would I kiss her?" Which was somehow the funniest possible answer.
 

Turk February

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I've told the story several times but I ended up at this homely emo girl's birthday party one time and she essentially raped me. She was just hanging off of me all night, kept kissing me and shit, I kept saying no and she kept being like "You want to. Your dick is hard." And I was like "it's hard because you keep pulling on it, stupid." We eventually did fuck and I felt insanely bad about it because I had a girlfriend that I actually loved and I narced myself out immediately.
You did your evolutionary duty and put a baby in an emo chick. Your quiver is full.
 
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