How many users here hold their fork the civilized way?

[Confused White Kid]

A)



B)


C)


D)

 

[Nick Gerlips]

Anyone who uses the first one like a shovel is usually a retard

 

[Confused White Kid]

Anyone who uses the first one like a shovel is usually a retard

I have stopped hanging out with people because of A).

It's usually blacks or whites from poverty states but I don't care, I will discriminate.
I never attended Miss Claire's Southern Charm School but I can hold a fork like a fucking adult in a restaurant you lazy pig.
Ya heard whad I sayed?

 

[Mustard]

C and I use both my hands

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

I know the Brits do B but any American using anything other than D is either a minority or white trash.

 

[Turry Fawks]

I alternate between B and D depending on what I'm eating

 

[Mustard]

I alternate between B and D depending on what I'm eating

That's the high iq way

 

[Turry Fawks]

That's the high iq way

Then how did I figure it out?

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

I hold it in my ass.

 

[1073waaf]

I hold it in my ass.

Same way Shane Noakes holds a butter knife.

 

[iBangedQuasi]

"yeah but how do you hold your DICK?" - Cuntfucker

 

[Rick Roblinson]

Anyone who uses the first one like a shovel is usually a retard

You know that's exactly how Bobo holds a fork. With the clenched fist.

 

[Confused White Kid]

You know that's exactly how Bobo holds a fork. With the clenched fist.

There are people here who hold their fork like that, believe you me.

The question was posed because I believe Rick is option B), due to his low-T, and Ooga is A), due to his barbarianism.

 

[iBangedQuasi]

Don't we have a pic of Rick holding a fork when he at that rube meal in Germany

 

[Imager]

I hold it in my ass.

The pointy end up has got to hurt

 

[Turry Fawks]

Don't we have a pic of Rick holding a fork when he at that rube meal in Germany
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The fork is fine here but what the fuck is he doing with the knife?

 

[iBangedQuasi]

The fork is fine here but what the fuck is he doing with the knife?

Being a fat retarded autistic man? Dunno just spit ballin'

 

[BUBBLER]

I alternate between B and D depending on what I'm eating

Same.

 

[Chive Turkey]

I alternate between B and D depending on what I'm eating

Exactly. People who express surprise at B reveal themselves to be fat niggers who eat without holding a knife and just shovel food into their gullet.

 

[stealthygeek]

Imagine OP cutting a steak with his Mac & cheese forking style.