How many of you have kids and actively raise them?

[Upton Baby Sinclair]

I feel like Rick would appreciate knowing how many of us are better people than he is. I’m sure he is well aware of the devastating emotional impact it has on a child when their father signs a document legally stating that they want nothing to do with you, ever. I imagine the only thing more damaging to your psyche than being abandoned would be having a retard rodeo clown for a father, and then living your life by his stupid carnie code of conduct.

My son is still a toddler, but he likes me better than his mom so far. Where does your daughter rank you, Rick?

Sorry to all the deadbeat dads here. If it makes you feel any better, your kids are gay (thanks to you).

 

[Brooke Shields]

My beautiful daughters are my world, and this is in spite of them both being damned of souls as redheads

 

[guest]

I drank Mountain Dew for 20 years to make sure I wouldn’t have kids

 

[guest]

I raise them then harvest them for the pepperoni.

 

[Meownaw]

I raise them then harvest them for the pepperoni.

Nice try, child. But we both know only non mixed blacks make the finest meat. Unless this is your confession you are a nigger.

 

[guest]

Nice try, child. But we both know only non mixed blacks make the finest meat. Unless this is your confession you are a nigger.

You stlakers never get a single detail right, child. I did not say I fathered them, only that I raised them like black corn stalks. If I fathered them I would be forced to move house before they started touching my Star Wars collectibles.

 

[Nick Gerlips]

I have one on the way and I won't pull a Pat.

 

[fusciasomething]

I treat my foster dogs better than Ricki treats his own flesh and blood. If you think twitter is more important than your family, or anything for that matter, you should just kill yourself. Toe trigger and what not

 

[TorqueWheeler]

I have two little girls who are everything to me. All the stress and crazy hours and dealing with spoiled faggots day in and day out will always be worth it to ensure they’ll never be left wanting for anything for the rest of their lives.

 

[stealthygeek]

I think Rick's primary motive is to Annabellize every parent here from their kids. He wants us all to experience the level of shame he deals with on a daily basis.

 

[FezFuckedBabyLove]

this black girl i sell to has a son i spit on his toys lil stupid ass nigga i know he retarded from he head shape

 

[guest]

this black girl i sell to has a son i spit on his toys lil stupid ass nigga i know he retarded from he head shape

I know he's retarded from his color.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

My beautiful daughter Carol Vigoda-Fuchs is the light of my ghost life. And she blessed me with my wonderful grandson Jamie. Through all the history making handball games, Hollywood nights and famous roles, nothing in the world ever made me a prouder man than my family.

 

[TokenX]

When Adrienne told Pat she was pregnant, Pat busted out a large Mountain Dew bottle and said "This calls for a bit of the bubblllyyy." After he cracked open the bottle she had a mental breakdown and the rest is history.

 

[fusciasomething]

When Adrienne told Pat she was pregnant, Pat busted out a large Mountain Dew bottle and said "This calls for a bit of the bubblllyyy." After he cracked open the bottle she had a mental breakdown and the rest is history.

I know you mean to make Pat look silly here but that Mt Dew was aged at sea. Joke is on you

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

Thank you for thinking of me!

 

[PeteRose]

I gave my kid away before ever seeing it because my ex wife decided she didnt love me anymore and never did and that the life growing in her belly was better off without me.

It was a lie she told to herself that she continues to tell. Its also why i now think of fetuses as nothing because thats what my daughter is to me. I need time to tweet, drink, and play cause fuck parenting!

my second better wife has a polluted womb due to her alcoholism and SSRI medication so i dont even need to worry about it anymore. I just take my anger out on strangers on the internet to get back at my ex.

 

[stealthygeek]

this black girl i sell to has a son i spit on his toys lil stupid ass nigga i know he retarded from he head shape

Raw uncut car crash ova here

 

[Upton Baby Sinclair]

Thank you for thinking of me!

There’s more than we thought according to the votes. Hopefully Pat doxx’s everyone who voted in the poll and you can make the most of the situation.