I'd just be pissed cause that bitch was to pussy to fuck me when I was sober.
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Nicole Brown Simpson used to blow passed out or sleeping guys, does that count?
What a stupid fucking bitch. Women have done that to me too. Dumb cunts.I was once fucking around with a fundie religious girl who I knew was against abortion and birth control pills, and so I was super strict with condom usage with her (and made it clearly known that no condom == no sex).
So we're fucking in a motel room, and I cum while wearing a condom, toss it away, and then kinda post-sex cuddle with her, with her lying on top of me. She starts making out with me hard, and my dick starts gets hard, and before I have a chance to grab and put another condom on, while kissing me really hard she suddenly slipped my dick inside her without asking. I feel it and go "wait, did you just put it inside?!" and she says "it's fine, I'm just sticking it in a little. I'm not going to let you cum inside me", despite the fact that my dick still had sperm leftover on and in it.
I don't know if I'd call it "rape", but I did feel pretty violated at the time. Thankfully her heathen beliefs ensured that god was on my side and I didn't end up an accidental father.
My one buddy found out that his super weird ex used to poke holes in his condoms. They have two kids and I hate to say it but neither of then are really good parents. They aren't terrible parents either but they're both just extremely stupid to the point that they shouldn't have kids. Like, I can't even describe how stupid these people are. Certain important things just never cross their minds. He's one of the funniest people I know but he's dumb as shit. I love the kids but they're just going to grow up to be ugly dumbasses too.I was once fucking around with a fundie religious girl who I knew was against abortion and birth control pills, and so I was super strict with condom usage with her (and made it clearly known that no condom == no sex).
So we're fucking in a motel room, and I cum while wearing a condom, toss it away, and then kinda post-sex cuddle with her, with her lying on top of me. She starts making out with me hard, and my dick starts gets hard, and before I have a chance to grab and put another condom on, while kissing me really hard she suddenly slipped my dick inside her without asking. I feel it and go "wait, did you just put it inside?!" and she says "it's fine, I'm just sticking it in a little. I'm not going to let you cum inside me", despite the fact that my dick still had sperm leftover on and in it.
I don't know if I'd call it "rape", but I did feel pretty violated at the time. Thankfully her heathen beliefs ensured that god was on my side and I didn't end up an accidental father.
Look, she was the same one who stalked me a little and called every member of my family when I broke up with her not long after. She would have had a lot to benefit from having a permanent attachment to me.What a stupid fucking bitch. Women have done that to me too. Dumb cunts.
They shouldn't be TADDLIN buncha TADDLETALESI bet most is either statutory...or a bunch-a LIES
That happened to my buddy once sans the boyfriend part. He got really sensitive when I made a joke about it so I dropped it. Same with the hair thing for me and old ladies tend to be really handsy (in a non sexual way) at work from time to time. It’s moderately uncomfortable but it’s whatever. My coworker and I were laughing about how it wouldn’t last long if it was an older guy and a young female. You really shouldn’t be hugging people at work but they’re usually nice so it’s whatever.My buddy passed out at a party and woke up to a weird drunk horse girl riding him. When the chick's boyfriend found out he came up to my buddy all upset and was like "did you kiss her?" Lol.
I used to have long curly hair and random women of all ages would just randomly touch it all the time. I feel like if guys did that to women it would be a problem. Since I cut my hair I haven't had some random old lady pet my head at the grocery store and I kind of miss it.
Cuz he got dicked like I got dicked but he ain’t fuckin breathin.Many men. Many, many, many, many men. Wish rape 'pon me.
rape me once, shame on youIf one guy rapes you, he's the problem. If...
That's what makes us men
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