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How many mannequins do you own?

Lamont & Tonelli

Brevity is... wit.
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No department store mannequins, but I had two CPR dummies found in the dumpster of a college nursing program, but I donated them to a community theater a few months ago. I'll miss Manny and Quinn, but they've gone to a much better place. I do have a medical-grade resin skeleton I got from a chiropractor in trade for helping him move.
 
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No department store mannequins, but I had two CPR dummies found in the dumpster of a college nursing program, but I donated them to a community theater a few months ago. I'll miss Manny and Quinn, but they've gone to a much better place. I do have a medical-grade resin skeleton I got from a chiropractor in trade for helping him move.
How many time did you fuck them?
 
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