How many IRL friends does Patrick have?

[Imager]

It's been a long time since he posted a pic with a group of people, right?

Do you think any of his twitter followers are going to send him letters while he's serving time?

 

[SFWA liaison]

Jackson Jones, Kelly Lee Williams

unclear if him and Dominic Franchetti ever met IRL

 

[DominusOdium]

When was the last time he and Cat Rambo hung out

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

When was the last time he and Cat Rambo hung out

She cancelled her gen con appearance. Speculate!

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Define “friends” since the only people who will tolerate him for a short time involve other bar flys. Plus he considers any server / bartender his friend.

 

[Jenna]

Remember when he tweeted something like "I have friends in every major city in the world. I can go anywhere and someone will have a couch for me to crash on."

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

He has many that eat cum, child.

 

[DominusOdium]

Remember when he tweeted something like "I have friends in every major city in the world. I can go anywhere and someone will have a couch for me to crash on."

Fat fuck really built an online persona where he was the globe trotting Indiana Jones of paperback scifi trash fiction with a Marcus Brody local welcoming him as he gets off the plane in every city. PATRICK! Welcome to Calcutta! It's been so long since that convention signing back in Paris. What a wild time.

 

[Imager]

Define “friends” since the only people who will tolerate him for a short time involve other bar flys. Plus he considers any server / bartender his friend.

Someone he can call or text and say "I got a spare ticket to a Brewers game, do you want to go?" and they'll usually say yes.

 

[Leonard Rhomberg]

At least 3

 

[BigBeanFatty]

He considers anyone he's spoken with to be his friend. I don't know why it's in bold.

 

[Ladynyahh]

I know that he has one true friend named Blappy who he "kill for". That sounds threatening to me. Report

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

He has friends all over the world in every location, demographic, and expertise in every hobby or trade that coincidentally applies to a tweet he's making.

 

[AliceWorquer]

I would bet money on it being zero. He claims to have literally hundreds of friends. Only someone with unbelievably underdeveloped social skills could even make a claim like that. Strip away the bar staff, the people he says hi to around town and the mystery "friends" he forces to pose for one off selfies and you are left with Nik and a handful of incarcerated pedophiles he tried using to further his comedy career.

 

[DMbA]

He has friends all over the world in every location, demographic, and expertise in every hobby or trade that coincidentally applies to a tweet he's making.

wwaw with celebrating too early with the new banner? its something pat would do before any "win" everytime

 

[Imager]

I would bet money on it being zero.

I think it's also 0.

I wonder if, in 2017, it was 5-10. But today it has to be 0, because what's he going to talk about? It's going to be nonstop about his stlakers and people, even people who like him, will get tired of the idiot who won't take their advice. Also can you imagine liking Patrick genuinely, and when talking to him in person he's constantly on his phone? It'd be enraging.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

He has that one faggot who shows up in almost any photo of him with other people. Otherwise just Big Nik.

 

[Imager]

He has that one faggot who shows up in almost any photo of him with other people. Otherwise just Big Nik.

Penny Eater?