How long would Fatty last if he fled to Mexico?

[bovinebrain]

I’d give him about six hours before he gave his location away by Tweeting a photo of where he is and the Policia Federal show up at his new hovel to drag his ass back to the US.

Imagine he decided to go drinking in some shithole and got snatched up by the cartels.

 

[wbgreen]

He’d have to stick to the tourist areas as his Duolingo training won’t be worth anything. So it will depend on how long he is allowed in the Carlos n Charlie’s or Senor Frog.

 

[Toothless Enthusiast]

It’s highly dependent on both the quantity of lasagna they have in Mexico and whether or not he drops his phone into a centoe of bat piss.

 

[MonsterSteve]

The rotten egg smell he has to deal with wouldn’t be a big deal since he already lives with Niki

 

[Mike Glyer]

We're still waiting to see if Quasi actually got paid, right? We might get to see the Mexican Pat saga before the end of next week.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

Please got to Mexico, Pat.

You can neither run nor hide.

 

[DanFielding]

Within 48 hours he’d unwittingly child a cartel member and get himself in real trouble.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

I’d give him about six hours before he gave his location away by Tweeting a photo of where he is and the Policia Federal show up at his new hovel to drag his ass back to the US.

Imagine he decided to go drinking in some shithole and got snatched up by the cartels.

It'd be funny cause the federales would totally throw him a beating

 

[DominusOdium]

The cartel would give up on trying to saw through his fat fucking neck after a couple of hours

 

[RaggotFetard]

They’d make carnitas and chicharron out of him in no time.

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

He'd demand to see El Mayo thinking he was the Mexican king of mayonnaise and not a notorious drug kingpin and be shoT on sighT.

 

[SFWA liaison]

As long as he can say "cerveza" he has everything he needs.

 

[BigSexyDaddy123]

Nooooo, acosadoro niño. Serás extraditado.

 

[Antwan Kumiya]

Spanish people love pork he’d probably be on a stick roasting over a fire by nightfall

 

[TorqueWheeler]

It would be a terrible thing if one of the Cartels put out a video of them peeling his skin off of his skull. I'd hate for anything bad to happen to Pat.

 

[KaNAMBLA Harris]

Do you think he’d tell the cartel they’re going to prison the same way he tells American terrorists?

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Spanish people love pork he’d probably be on a stick roasting over a fire by nightfall

Too fatty even by iberico standards, child.

 

[Chive Turkey]

He could try his luck with the Mayans. Maybe they'd think he was the incarnation of some kinda javelina god and worship him.

 

[firstimelongtime]

Until he runs out of money and the resort kicks him out.

 

[LiberalPussy]

It’s highly dependent on both the quantity of lasagna they have in Mexico and whether or not he drops his phone into a centoe of bat piss.
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Pat’s the kind of rube who’d go to Italy and be mad they don’t have spaghetti and meatballs.