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How long until Pete Davidson kills himself?

Josef Kuminski

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I’m still bummed he didn’t Budd Dwyer himself after the Ariana Grande shit went down.
He’s not a serious person. He’s never worked a day in his life. He got the SNL gig at 18, the only person that young to get that gig was Eddie Murphy and Pete isn’t even in the same universe as far as talent goes.

What kind of faggot goes to Rehab for weed?
 
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I could see him doing a few fake suicide attempts for attention, then fucking it all up and accidentally really doing it. Big cock, money...I don't see what his fucking problem is, TBH.
 

FingerofGod

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No one. maybe a 14 year old caught by their overreactive parents and sent to rehab.

But that was for sure a made up story to cover up the fact he’s a heroin addict. I’d bet my house on it.
100%. He looks way too weathered to just be a stoner. Always hated him so I’m glad to see his attitude is finally catching up to him. I remember not too long ago he was forcing his fans to lock their phones up and sign contracts that would fine them an exorbitant amount of money (I think a million) if they were caught recording his shows. Making them lock up their phones is bad enough tbhwy. The fact that he won’t just start a dumb podcast and collect millions tells me his ego won’t let him to do work on that small a scale.
 
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100%. He looks way too weathered to just be a stoner. Always hated him so I’m glad to see his attitude is finally catching up to him. I remember not too long ago he was forcing his fans to lock their phones up and sign contracts that would fine them an exorbitant amount of money (I think a million) if they were caught recording his shows. Making them lock up their phones is bad enough tbhwy. The fact that he won’t just start a dumb podcast and collect millions tells me his ego won’t let him to do work on that small a scale.
I would guess pills, for his anxiety and general sadness. SSRIs for his "depression", Adderall for his ADD, Xanax for his anxiety, with lots of blunts and vaping in-between.
 

IDidThisForYou

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Bupkis was supposed to start for another season. Scorcese had to beg and plead Pesci to be in the Irishman for a decade and a half. And yet this twink convinces him to star in his shit show with no resistance whatsoever. And then just pisses it away because he needs rehab for vaping and sadness. If his father would’ve known what he would’ve dealt with, burning alive wouldn’t have seemed so bad.
 

Queefer Sutherland

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never undertstood how he was able to get so much good pussy
How many of them shared the same agent? Old Hollywood tried so hard to make him happen with the PR stunts by avoiding the internet and using tabloids, and now he has no fans because he was too fragile to handle being online. On the bright side, that spared us a Pete Davidson podcast.
 
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How many of them shared the same agent? Old Hollywood tried so hard to make him happen with the PR stunts by avoiding the internet and using tabloids, and now he has no fans because he was too fragile to handle being online. On the bright side, that spared us a Pete Davidson podcast.
Exactly. Plus I think his first high profile relationship was with Ariana Grande, who is a literal robot/alien who they probably just programmed to like him. All the other "high profile" "hot" celebs just followed suit after that because that's what they do.
 

Single Action Army

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Him getting all that prime pussy fostered a new hatred of women within me I didn't know was possible
 

TorpidSloth

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He seems like a lazy entitled faggot. Plenty of great musicians, actors etc have put out great stuff while battling drug and/or alcohol addictions. This pansy just seems like the type to cry and stay in bed instead of getting up, puking a couple of times then going to work.
 
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