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How long can you go without doom scrolling through your phone?

I have a 100+ IQ so I don't do short form anything. I despise TikTok and Google's faggoty little gay attempt to tag along. Long form or go home. I'll listen to a 4 hour Joe Rogan podcast before I watch a 5 second little meaningless homo sub-90 IQ nonsense. When I play a song and I'm oot n'aboot (Sorry that was fucking cringe but I have Canadian accent in my head because I've been researching mining explorers) I play the song until the absolute last note on the bus and no one says a word because they're like "Damn that guys got balls." And I'm not even kidding. So go ahead and TRY IT

CLIP IT



 

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I have a 100+ IQ so I don't do short form anything. I despise TikTok and Google's faggoty little gay attempt to tag along. Long form or go home. I'll listen to a 4 hour Joe Rogan podcast before I watch a 5 second little meaningless homo sub-90 IQ nonsense. When I play a song and I'm oot n'aboot (Sorry that was fucking cringe but I have Canadian accent in my head because I've been researching mining explorers) I play the song until the absolute last note on the bus and no one says a word because they're like "Damn that guys got balls." And I'm not even kidding. So go ahead and TRY IT

CLIP IT




It's the purest form of English and a perfectly neutral accent. North Irish and Canadians are the only people who actually speak English. Everyone else will be crushed in the anglophone wars.
 

DeadWithoutMyDavid

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When I play a song and I'm oot n'aboot (Sorry that was fucking cringe but I have Canadian accent in my head because I've been researching mining explorers) I play the song until the absolute last note on the bus and no one says a word because they're like "Damn that guys got balls."
You play music without headphones on public transit like a nigger? No that's not what they're thinking.
 
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