How has fatrick affected your friends and family

[potatopeeler63]

It is very hard to hide constant rib fractures when you're with family/friends.

I sent my "chick" his instagram one day and told her he's a fat pedo freak (confirmed) and now she's hooked. she does fatrick and chill where we watch two minute drills instead of gayflix.
She drinks less and brushes her teeth more because of icky niki.

I was constantly sending my brother fatrick faces in response to his texts. I got him stoned (duuude weed) and made him watch strictly stalking He almost pisssed himself during the pepperoni part.. He now is going to the gym instead of being skinnyfat and barley posts on social media anymore

TLDR: patrick is fat and gay.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Pig90X.

 

[NortheastPhilly]

Im a closet Pat poster

 

[handsomeblue]

My obsession has cost me my closest friends & family, he's all I have.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

My family now knows when to shut their fucking mouths (because they have nothing to say), not to move their mouths when they have peanut butter in them, and when watching movies we cheer and clap in all the right places.














also nobody raises their own children

 

[guest]

Theyve probably heard me quote to myself "liTTle baby chiiild" and think im a pedo.

 

[soulbrotherman#1]

My mom hung up some magnet letters on our fridge of #WWPD and in tough situations we do the opposite of what Patrick would do

 

[guest]

I’ve never attempted to explain any of this to anyone in real life, and I never will

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

My roommate is all in with the Rick stuff after living with me for so long. I gave my best friend the broad strokes once I got named in the lawsuit cuz I couldn't believe a fat retard from Wisconsin was trying to take me to court for saying I called his publicly listed phone number one time.

 

[Carol's Stink Blaster]

I’ve never attempted to explain any of this to anyone in real life, and I never will

I was really tempted when Norm past.

"Anyway there's this fat faggot from Milwaukee . . ."

 

[Gay Faggot.]

My roommate is all in with the Rick stuff after living with me for so long. I gave my best friend the broad strokes once I got named in the lawsuit cuz I couldn't believe a fat retard from Wisconsin was trying to take me to court for saying I called his publicly listed phone number one time.

Roommate? Confirmed gay. We’ve now outed you as well.

 

[NoBacon]

Patrick molested me at the Milwaukee Muslim film festival

 

[CanISitOnJonsLap]

If it was just Patrick, maybe I'd get a couple people involved. But I'm not explaining the Kike, Nigger, Tranny hate threads or having the "I'm not racist, I just enjoy palling around with actual internet bigots" conversation.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

He was on Science channel when I was over my parents and explained him, my mother said he was a asshole after listening to him on Josiah part5 for four minutes, anyone that I know that doesn't know about Pat will bring a subject up and I will argue with them using Pat tatics "wrong child" "it doesn't work that way" etc..

 

[Mikekeke]

I once said "wrong, child" to my coworkers as a joke and the look they gave me was as confused as it was full of pity.

 

[Cptbaldopie]

Im a closet Pat poster

100%. My wife isn't even aware of this place

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Honestly, the phrase "nice _________, stupid" is in the lexicon of a certain precinct of the Phoenix Police Department.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

I asked my broad to judge his shitty cake the other day, but I only said it belonged to an infamous online asshole and didn't elaborate.

 

[guest]

I was really tempted when Norm past.

"Anyway there's this fat faggot from Milwaukee . . ."

Yeah you’d look like a lunatic talking to anyone about this shit. And you’d have to start way back further than that, it would be more like “remember that story about the radio guys who got in trouble for having a couple assfuck in a church like 20 years ago?…”

 

[HarryTheDiscount!]

If I'm arguing with my wife and she uses a hair-splitting technicality I say that she's being a Patrick S. Tomlinson. She knows enough about him to see that as funny and it breaks the tension, so laughing at Pig together has strengthened the bonds of our love.