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How does that penlight taste?

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That gun, much like the owner, looks completely ridiculous. It never fails to make me laugh. I really think he just tried to buy whatever he thought would make the gun (and himself by extension) look "bad ass" and like everything else he does, he fucked it all up. He half-assed it with a bunch of cheap shit from Amazon.
This man needs the AntH treatment with those dangerous weapons. How many more children must be last night’s leftovers until he’s stopped? How many, I ask?!
 

SensibleKeks

"Ohh uhhh just one more thing that's been bothering me Mr. Tomlinson. How did you know the perp was carrying a penlight?"

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Compensator lmao. Who puts that shit on a carry pistol? What a fat tard
Who puts a flashlight and a mag extender on one as well? Did he think "What parts can I put on this gun to make it hard as hell to draw" and then add them all.

Unrelated, I was watching this video on Apostlegate again and was it ever mentioned that not only did this "vandal" not react to the light coming on and know exactly where to walk on "the grounds", when he first comes into view, around 3-4 seconds in, he stops and pulls out his phone. No way that's not Rick.
 

Uncle Anthony Cumia

Hot tubs, guns and slack jawed brothers
Who puts a flashlight and a mag extender on one as well? Did he think "What parts can I put on this gun to make it hard as hell to draw" and then add them all.

Unrelated, I was watching this video on Apostlegate again and was it ever mentioned that not only did this "vandal" not react to the light coming on and know exactly where to walk on "the grounds", when he first comes into view, around 3-4 seconds in, he stops and pulls out his phone. No way that's not Rick.
Glow sights and the ability to flip on lights with a command while holding a shotgun, are more effective than a fat faggot with bitch tits lumbering about a half hovel with a flashlight and mag extender on his child’s toy of a firearm. But then again, 16, dick, guns as self defense weapons.
 

Patrick S Tomlinson

Stop swatting my home, you fucking niggers.
Compensator lmao. Who puts that shit on a carry pistol? What a fat tard
No, Child. I am not. Never was.

I am under constant threat of swatting by you Nazi cyberstalkers and I need the extra front end weight to reduce recoil as I neutralize several dozen of you at once. I'm sorry you're so stupid about firearms and tactical shooting. Hush now.
 
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