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How do you feel about this body type?

McGowan6

What did you think today was going to be?
I would bang until I met her friends and keep banging. Then I'd bang her until I met her family and would keep banging her.

Any flaws ya'all see would disappear after seeing those tits bouncing up and down in bed.
I had a girl shaped like that in my first year of uni. Like 5'0 tops, G cups. Prettier face than the one above. Almost never went out in public with her and, sex aside, she was a chore to spend time with - always moaning about something, from her dad to her S.A.D. (everyone feels shit when it's cold and grey, stupid.) Point is, even though she gave me a hard on from 50 metres away eventually she got fucked out and was just a boring fat chick
 

MonsterSteve

Age.
I mean, I WOULD but I would like something about 20 pounds lighter. I really dig petite girls with nice plump asses and decent size tits. I could deal with small tits if they have a fantastic ass. What I can't deal with is a girl with NO ass, but big tits. The ass needs to be decent at worst.
 

HH Brother

I wanna fuck you up the ass, funster.
She could lose some weight but she'd still have that face.
You got nothing to say now, doncha funster?

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Thought so.
 
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