How do I work on a ranch

[guest]

I'm watching Malcolm in the Middle on Disney+ (ya'll been sleepin' on it... it slaps!) and remembered how Francis is so lucky to be working on that ranch with the german couple.

That'd be the best job. Out of the office, out on the ranch, ridin' horses and shit.

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[Say “Cookie”]

I'm watching Malcolm in the Middle on Disney+ (ya'll been sleepin' on it... it slaps!) and remembered how Francis is so lucky to be working on that ranch with the german couple.

That'd be the best job. Out of the office, out on the ranch, ridin' horses and shit.

It’s really hard work. You would likely have to break horses and that can be very dangerous. Anything involving cattle is dangerous work on a ranch. Cattle drives are still a thing. If you rope one and they pull before you rope the saddle horn you can do a lot of damage to yourself. I have met several cowboys and ranchers; it’s very hard work where you’re going to get hurt.

 

[guest]

It’s really hard work. You would likely have to break horses and that can be very dangerous. Anything involving cattle is dangerous work on a ranch. Cattle drives are still a thing. If you rope one and they pull before you rope the saddle horn you can do a lot of damage to yourself. I have met several cowboys and ranchers; it’s very hard work where you’re going to get hurt.

Ah damn yeah just googled it and you're right, it's difficult. I was hoping it'd just be wacky comedic skits every week like in malcolm in the middle.

FUCK!

 

[Say “Cookie”]

Ah damn yeah just googled it and you're right, it's difficult. I was hoping it'd just be wacky comedic skits every week like in malcolm in the middle.

FUCK!

The positives are the amount of pussy you would get. Ranch hands and cowboys definitely get more than the average guy.

 

[HotDogJoe]

FUCK!

Where the fuck is my easy ranch job?!

 

[guest]

The positives are the amount of pussy you would get. Ranch hands and cowboys definitely get more than the average guy.

Human pussy or the animals?

 

[Say “Cookie”]

Human pussy or the animals?

Human pussy, but probably both.

 

[aRTie02150]

I loved that show. Fox was really something special in the late 90s into the 2000s.

I'm gonna rewatch the series, as an adult, seeing as I haven't seen the show since it's finale.

They left that show perfect. I wasn't like That 70s Show where they introduced new main characters. They knew when it was time to punch out, and they did.

It was one of very few shows that I tuned into weekly from it's inception to it's end.

 

[guest]

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[ShutYourCakeHorn]

Good luck bro.

 

[Treat Yourself]

I hear these guys are always hiring.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

Human pussy or the animals?

if you wear tall boots you can put the sheep's back legs in ur boots to keep him there (I said 'him' since ur already fucking an animal, might as well be gay)

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I'll get by just as long as I can torque that rope, torque that calf, torque it to a girl in a photograph

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Also, didn't Mewler literally suggest that you get a ranch hand job ag one point?

 

[RobertMewler]

Also, didn't Mewler literally suggest that you get a ranch hand job ag one point?

It was to Volkov: https://pfgforums.com/threads/how-do-you-guys-keep-it-together.20904/post-445264

 

[Chive Turkey]

Ah damn yeah just googled it and you're right, it's difficult. I was hoping it'd just be wacky comedic skits every week like in malcolm in the middle.

FUCK!

Fox lied to you, stlaker.

 

[Baron1of1]

I'm watching Malcolm in the Middle on Disney+ (ya'll been sleepin' on it... it slaps!) and remembered how Francis is so lucky to be working on that ranch with the german couple.

That'd be the best job. Out of the office, out on the ranch, ridin' horses and shit.

Well we will all get ripped when we go to prison fellow atalker

 

[MasterPosHonor]

Fawk yeah, Ken Mars. Voice-acting-ass mug.

I haven't seen that show since it was on, but I remember liking how Malcolm's intelligence became more annoying to people around him than impressive. The show would play around with things, too. There was that one episode where they go to a bowling alley, and we see a split screen showing two different versions of the day. One with Lois and one with Hal.



RIP MalcolmXInTheMiddle

 

[Consensual Rapist]

If it’s the Big Apple, just pull your pants down, bend over, and open your asshole.
You’ll be employee of the month in no time.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Anth had enough stories when he stayed with his father out in California, they had Concho Pete the horse with its cock head size of a Volkswagen hubcap, etc..