How are you spending Christmas day?

[Professor Rape]

I have to spend it with my Grandma, because she's alone and I live closest to her. The last time I stayed with her, she stabbed me in the leg for playing Christmas music. I'm not really looking forward to it.

 

[StlakerFatti]

take a folding knife with you and whenever she raises her voice, start shaving off a little bit of stubble, while strictly holding eye contact with her. if she doesn't get the message, you have to do what you have to do.

 

[Professor Rape]

take a folding knife with you and whenever she raises her voice, start shaving off a little bit of stubble, while strictly holding eye contact with her. if she doesn't get the message, you have to do what you have to do.

I've always wanted to shave like that in public, like a psycho.

What are you doing for Christmas day though? I made this thread to hear about worse days than mine.

@johnnynoname

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Eating dinner with my family and Rick scrolling. Probably will screenshot Joseph Cumia’s babbling for this place, I’m sure baby bro got him another hunk of shit guitar accessory.

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

I've always wanted to shave like that in public, like a psycho.

My buddy was taking a straight razor with him everywhere for a while and would shave himself and cut himself on purpose and snort blow off of it and wave it around at the bar. Good phase tbpfhwy.

 

[soulbrotherman#1]

I'm probably going to be playing Christmas music and stabbing my grandma if she protests

 

[Turk February]

I might stream Jingle All the Way cuz I love it. Christmas was never a big deal in my house.

 

[NoBacon]

My buddy was taking a straight razor with him everywhere for a while and would shave himself and cut himself on purpose and snort blow off of it and wave it around at the bar. Good phase tbpfhwy.

Sounds like a stable person.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

Secular Christmas at home with the family. Orthodox Christmas at church

 

[PickleRickle]

My girlfriend and I are tired of our families conventions and we're telling both sides to hit the bricks and spending time with each other. We'll probably cook the dinner together.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

My girlfriend and I are tired of our families conventions and we're telling both sides to hit the bricks and spending time with each other. We'll probably cook the dinner together.

That's the way to do it.

You know what I fucking hate? Being interviewed by my family at every event I actually show up to. Like about work and relationships and stuff. Like, do you know why I didn't ask you the same shit? Because I don't remotely care and I'm tempted to answer with "none of your business."

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

That's the way to do it.

You know what I fucking hate? Being interviewed by my family at every event I actually show up to. Like about work and relationships and stuff. Like, do you know why I didn't ask you the same shit? Because I don't remotely care and I'm tempted to answer with "none of your business."

At least they change their questions up and don't ask the same shit over and over again every year.

 

[johnnynoname]

I've always wanted to shave like that in public, like a psycho.

What are you doing for Christmas day though? I made this thread to hear about worse days than mine.

@johnnynoname

rather than give a "jokey" answer, I'm fawking workin all night december 24th, and then I have to come in Xmas morning to clean up at that very job.

from there, I will go back to my apartment, eat cereal, hope that Sex Lady will text me to come over, read comics, avoid my mom's phone calls, and other things

I won't Jerk off on xmas because i'm not some sort of savage

 

[johnnynoname]

and NO- I'm not working at the Man-kissing both on xmas eve, scumbag!!!!

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

and NO- I'm not working at the Man-kissing both on xmas eve, scumbag!!!!

You suck cock for nickels for the Salvation army.

 

[CQ Beans]

Nothing fancy. Same old get together with either my older siblings or at home in Queens. Nieces and nephews on my mother’s side live out of state.

We don’t really do the tree ornaments anymore since we’re all grown just manger decorations and lights. I have to work Christmas Eve but I said I’ll make it for exchanging gifts.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Spending it with the only three people and one dog who love me on this rotten planet.

 

[Ant_It_Fun]

Spending it alone, as I refuse to waste any time having to make small-talk with people I see maybe twice a year.

#JOMO

 

[johnnynoname]

You suck cock for nickels for the Salvation army.

Why nickels?

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

Sounds like a stable person.

More like he should be kept in one! A stable! Nah, but he's a good man...