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How about instead of going to New England you go down the road and see your daughter, Pat?

McGowan6

What did you think today was going to be?
I remember another story starting out in a similar fashion. I don't remember the ending clearly now but it had something to do with a fat man embarrassing himself in court.
BDA has those hardy alcoholic polack genes though. Put away a quart of vodka and drove without incident across state lines. Even got pulled over by a cop for speeding and talked his way out of it in a calm and reasoned manner. Fat starts talking like Charles Nelson Reilly and getting all touchy feely with other dudes two sips into his second beer
 

Will Tate

Oven March
I am praying he makes a trip to New England for some con in Boston that would make my year
Hello, Ted's Printing & Business Card Emporium? I'd like to place an order for 500...#PayQuasi, and it needs to have a QR code for a web address...yes, I'll be sending those right along, as well as pictures of a laughing Nigerian and a self-assured wetback...what are these for? Well, let me ask, are you a fan of Norm MacDonald?
 

DiarrheaDick

Oh boy! A doody hat!
What the fuck is he talking about? Also, I'm not really sure where he'd move to in New England. No one would tolerate him...except maybe Provincetown.
 
New England may be full of liberal pussies, but that doesn't make it a total degenerate shithole like California. Why would such a nigger lover like Pat want to move to Maine/Vermont/New Hampshire aka the whitest states in the union? Could it be ally Pat is secretly Klan Pat?
 
Anywhere outside of the leftist faggot infested Massachusetts or Vermont, that type of shit will get you killed. Up in Maine, you’ll probably end up as bear shit and they’ll never find you.
 

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