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How about instead of going to New England you go down the road and see your daughter, Pat?

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No "watering hole" would be safe for him in the Greater Boston area, where half the rascals live. Of course, he would probably go to some touristy place like the Cheers bar or that stupid bar in Faneuil Hall where the waitress puts a dunce cap on you and pretends to be a bitch.
Hahah Dicks last resort got whacked during covid, thank christ. Downtown would be full of rubes in those stupid hats.

When I was 16 ( dick) I took some high school girlfriend there and she (or he) dumped my ass like a week after. I think because it was so cringe. Smart bitch..
 
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