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Horny goat weed

Former Prez Gerald Ford

Come over and we’ll have nachos. And some beer.
This shit is the best brothermen if you’re not taking it I suggest you try it. I saw it at a vitamin supplement store and had to know what it was with a name like that and the dude at the register told me it’s the real deal, gives you energy and stamina and a rod solid enough to balance a stack of quarters on. I thought he was bullshitting me but this stuff is amazing, I fucked my ex the other night and even she commented on how vascular and stiff it was, my shit was pointing straight up at a 45 degree angle. Very impressive.

Fair warning don’t take unless you’re 30 minutes out from a screw, I took some in the morning before work one day just to see what it did and I was at half mast all day my balls were painfully swollen like grapefruits.

Anyways, any of you other faggots ever try this stuff?

 
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