Horny goat weed

[Former Prez Gerald Ford]

This shit is the best brothermen if you’re not taking it I suggest you try it. I saw it at a vitamin supplement store and had to know what it was with a name like that and the dude at the register told me it’s the real deal, gives you energy and stamina and a rod solid enough to balance a stack of quarters on. I thought he was bullshitting me but this stuff is amazing, I fucked my ex the other night and even she commented on how vascular and stiff it was, my shit was pointing straight up at a 45 degree angle. Very impressive.

Fair warning don’t take unless you’re 30 minutes out from a screw, I took some in the morning before work one day just to see what it did and I was at half mast all day my balls were painfully swollen like grapefruits.

Anyways, any of you other faggots ever try this stuff?

 

[guest]

I’m still a young sex God, i don’t need that shit, brotherman. I’m a sixty minute man.

 

[johnnynoname]

don’t take unless you’re 30 minutes out from a screw,

nigga there are people on this forum that are years out from a screw

 

[The Greaseman]

That sounds like the typical state of my dick.

 

[Brooke Shields]

Yeah but how much have you mangled your cock with masturbation?

The first time I tried bluechew I was just thinking, "Really? 2 pills and I'm still barely hard enough to slip into this guy's butthole?"