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Hooker Addiction

JamieConway

Still Serchin' 4 Da Truf
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Anyone else suffer from this debilitating disease. It strikes when out of town and sitting on the hotel bed alone. Last night I couldn't relax until I'd cum in this strange girl's mouth. I've had this affliction for almost 15 years now. It only happens away from home.
Also they seem to be getting uglier as each year passes. But still ain't slowing me down any.
 

JamieConway

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In 15 years, you must have gotten got a few times. How much have you lost?
No b.s....only once and it was because I didn't go through an agency. She came up drunk, cracked out and Ugly as fuck. She said she needed all money up front and that she was just going down to pay the cabbie. I gave her 20 for the cab and told her to hit the bricks. But circa 2012 to 2016 I was getting hooked up with some stupid good looking girls. Cute college babes who loved to fuck and didn't want to waitress. It's really gone downhill.
 

DMbA

get your hand off my penis💢
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In 15 years, you must have gotten got a few times. How much have you lost?
Only time I felt get got was during the Jew flu, she put on a fawking mask right after I step in so I can't leave, told me to muzzle up too, I was so distracted and can't get hard so I asked for a handy and she said it would be extra. I was so fucking mad, didn't get to cum and left
 

CQ Beans

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Anyone else suffer from this debilitating disease. It strikes when out of town and sitting on the hotel bed alone. Last night I couldn't relax until I'd cum in this strange girl's mouth. I've had this affliction for almost 15 years now. It only happens away from home.
Also they seem to be getting uglier as each year passes. But still ain't slowing me down any.
Walked to the boulevard one time myself, brothaman. Got a hotel and was just like no, this feels not necessarily weird but not for me. The chick on the phone was like whatever. We send these girls out for nothing sometimes and I was like I’m sorry. The old clerk at the desk seemed kinda nonplussed as I left like this happened all the time.
 

Smeckler's Powder

Sweet powder eases the pain
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Being in Vegas casinos I sorta stopped paying attention to ladies, just kinda assuming they're working. One time after a Black Rebel Motorcycle Club concert though, this lady came and sat next to me at the center bar, started asking if I'm a musician, etc, etc. I assumed she was a lady of the night, so wasn't really focusing on her, just playing my machine and drinking. Eventually I wanted to smoke some weed and invited her to come with. We wound up plowing in my car on the roof of the parking garage. After I walked her back to her hotel room and said goodnight and had already forgot her name, even though she grabbed me like three times while we were talking and was like "MY NAME IS_____". "Goodnight......you."
 

LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket

A circle of N-words
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Anyone else suffer from this debilitating disease. It strikes when out of town and sitting on the hotel bed alone. Last night I couldn't relax until I'd cum in this strange girl's mouth. I've had this affliction for almost 15 years now. It only happens away from home.
Also they seem to be getting uglier as each year passes. But still ain't slowing me down any.
Fuck man since I separated all I’ve been doing on weekends is fuck hookers.
I’m a dumb cunt too. I find the ones that will let me raw dog. I was sweating over my last sti check. Came back all clear.
I m dodging HIV and Chlamydia like Keanu.

 

Turk February

Our experiences exceed yours.
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Why go through the tiring rigmarole of dating or picking up at a bar when cold cash gives you a 100 percent strike rate.
Theres a really old South Park where Chef tells the boys that you don't pay a prostitute to come over, you pay her to leave - it's the truth, I can see that becoming addictive
 
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