Holy fucking shit. I can't believe that I missed this in the big reveal yesterday.

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

Welcome - Milwaukee Auto Spa

Hi piggy

 

[guest]

Everywhere he goes, he's going to be a joke. How horrifying hahahaha.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Now bitch about not receiving a surprise.

 

[BillyCorgan'sFallenTree]

If I've learned anything from your antics with black lesbians on twitter it's that half of these people seem to take his explanations at face value so he'll shut up and the other half think he's a paranoid schizophrenic. Just another spot full of familiar people (he mistakenly believes are his best friends) who will never look at him the same way again.

 

[Udders]

Shoulda signed off with

Patrick S. Tomlinson
(Torque Wheeler @ Automanic)

 

[Jenna]

There's probably one weird loner mechanic and management is going "if anyone shat in Patrick's car, it's probably Dale" right now.

Patrick you need to correct the record ASAP. Dale just wants to be left alone so he can work on cars!

 

[Imager]

It sounds to me like the Milwaukee Auto Spa needs to secure their email contact form.

 

[SFWA liaison]

that tweet is from the morning of Jun 25th, Torque's first tweet ever was on the afternoon of Jun 24th lol it took him like 15 hours to overshare personal information WHAT A BIG FAT RETARD

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Well, hopefully the auto spa can learn from their mistakes.

 

[Sputnik]

Im supposed to be impressed with or know thats some kinda special edition mustang? Some spic i was in the army with drove one looked just like it in 2008.

 

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

Im supposed to be impressed with or know thats some kinda special edition mustang? Some spic i was in the army with drove one looked just like it in 2008.

I had no idea what model Mustang he had so I searched his twitter. More often than not the dumb pig describes his car exactly as I did in the contact form. He really is a pretentious ass.

 

[Punished Dan Mullen]

Im supposed to be impressed with or know thats some kinda special edition mustang? Some spic i was in the army with drove one looked just like it in 2008.

its funny because there is a big BULLIT logo on his steering wheel, tacky shit

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

its funny because there is a big BULLIT logo on his steering wheel, tacky shit

It’s a reminder to him when he waddles into that shitbox that he should put one through his skull.

 

[Stent]

its funny because there is a big BULLIT logo on his steering wheel, tacky shit

You'd be drowning in pussy if it was a 2001 Scion with FAST AND FURIOUS on the wheel.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

its funny because there is a big BULLIT logo on his steering wheel, tacky shit

 

[fricklefrackle]

He sits like a woman.

 

[peckafacce]

He sits like a woman.

That's what happens when you don't have testicles

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

Vroom vroom, I'm Torque Wheeler, child, vroom

 

[guest]

Vroom vroom, I'm Torque Wheeler, child, vroom

What I wouldn't give to punch those stupid harry potter glasses directly into his brain and stomp his little raisinette cocknballs on a curb.

 

[peckafacce]

What I wouldn't give to punch those stupid harry potter glasses directly into his brain and stomp his little raisinette cocknballs on a curb.

In minecraft?