His shitty garden harvest

[Slackjawed Cow]

Imagine waiting 3+months just so you can make a jar of mediocre salsa. When you could buy a jar for $3

 

[Meownaw]

His restaurants will demand he give them some.

 

[guest]

He’ll eat none of this or he’ll take like 3 bites and switch to a burger and beer. Fat fuckin pig-animal. He lives his entire life for like 14 people on the internet.

 

[ChildSpitTake]

His restaurants will demand he give them some.

Oh God, I forgot about how he's a "salsa vendor for restaurants". Pat and Papa Clown have had more careers than Homer Simpson.

 

[Officer Chase]

Imagine denying a debt for two years and then you end up paying double anyway

Imagine believing that you should ever be able to stop free speech just because you disagree and then being a cunt to anybody that even asks you to clarify your own opinions? At least the debt made sense he's a broke ass bum, but how about you ignore peopel tweeting "you're fat".

 

[Meownaw]

Imagine believing that you should ever be able to stop free speech just because you disagree and then being a cunt to anybody that even asks you to clarify your own opinions? At least the debt made sense he's a broke ass bum, but how about you ignore peopel tweeting "you're fat".

One of the most entering things (do you always mimick little jimmy or just today) was him saying he tried to ignore it and then gave an example of ignoring which was when his Twitter was banned. Pretty sure the autism thread was during that time too.

 

[More Worser]

Imagine waiting 3+months just so you can make a jar of mediocre salsa. When you could buy a jar for $3

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I don't believe he grew all of these. There are no malformed ones or semiripe or overripe ones, they are all equally ripe even though they're different varieties and even species, and none are gnawed on by bugs either. No doubt about it, this is a fraud, just like everything Pat does.

I want this man arrested immediately.

 

[guyincognito2.0]

Imagine waiting 3+months just so you can make a jar of mediocre salsa. When you could buy a jar for $3

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“This will be diarrhea this weekend”

 

[DMbA]

I don't believe he grew all of these. There are no malformed ones or semiripe or overripe ones, they are all equally ripe even though they're different varieties and even species, and none are gnawed on by bugs either. No doubt about it, this is a fraud, just like everything Pat does.

I want this man arrested immediately.

I believe the tomato maybe his, it's all different colours and size

This nigga used to able to grew perfect quality veggies and melons to feed a whole table

 

[Sexual_Tyrannosaurus]

I don't believe he grew all of these. There are no malformed ones or semiripe or overripe ones, they are all equally ripe even though they're different varieties and even species, and none are gnawed on by bugs either. No doubt about it, this is a fraud, just like everything Pat does.

I want this man arrested immediately.

He never said he grew them.

 

[Officer Chase]

Unlike his tits. Which he grew himself.

Technicality Admin there, beer and brats grew his tits.

 

[More Worser]

He never said he grew them.

You're right, but by putting them in that plastic tote and leaving the stem on the one he did grow, we know that he is trying to make people think he did grow them all.

Have any redditors or fans of his writing asked him whether he grew all of them?

 

[peckafacce]

Pork Squeela showing Pat what a real harvest looks like

 

[Harry's Enticer]

Imagine waiting 3+months just so you can make a jar of mediocre salsa. When you could buy a jar for $3

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This is what you pick up from a farmers market

 

[Officer Chase]

This is what you pick up from a farmers market

A pear fell from my tree, thanks to my hard work of owning a pear tree I am a farmer.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

And how much of this will go bad before it ever gets used. It's not like he he's ever talked about jarring food to save it

 

[More Worser]

And how much of this will go bad before it ever gets used. It's not like he he's ever talked about jarring food to save it

He can just buy more, like he bought these

 

[Stent]

Salsa on celery sticks I'm sure.