Him and Jim UK shows

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Erm hello?



Let's see you on top of the pops yeah

Kelly was also on some Joan Rivers show that my ex used to watch and then one of those The View knockoffs where she said the "if you deport Mexicans then who's going to clean your toilets?" thing.

Jack has done fuck all aside from some reality show nobody watched because he's a grating, fat, spoiled jerkoff. On those podcasts I heard he was actually the most obnoxious about suggesting Ozzy do another tour or bring back Ozzfest and shit and he's the one that's done nothing his whole life. "Daddy, I need money for penis lengthening surgery in Turkey. Do another Ozzfest tour even though Mummy has destroyed her relationship with every band that's ever done it."

They all suck except Ozzy. They'd keep on speaking for him when he's sitting right there with a microphone and he's still mentally with-it. If he interjected he was told that he doesn't know what he's talking about and to pipe down and he'd be like "None of you were even fucking there. I'm the ONLY one who knows what I'm talking about." And would then be told he's wrong and to shut the fuck up.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Didn't know she covered Her Madjesty. It's not a dreadful arrangement, if they were going for pop-punk indie schlock.


I still prefer Roger from American Dad's version. I need booooooze to sleep.....






My fave thing about Kelly is how her accent's veered all over the shop, like Vicki off Eastenders. Sometimes she's Yank, sometimes she's English, sometimes both.

She's also quite a snappy, fun dresser for a chubby girl.

She actually got half assed hot at one point when she was buds with Joan Rivers. She hasn't been a fatty for years. She's got Sharon-cat-face now though. She has a kid with the DJ from Slipknot.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Sharon did have a long serious career in artist management, booking & PR tbf. She was sort of a female Svengali/Simon Cowell.

I don't think Kelly & Jack ever had proper careers, though.

She did manage Ozzy and her father was Don Arden who was Sabbath’s manager but her and her dad had some serious falling out over her managing Ozzy. But she’s the one who kept pushing him out over the years. Their kids (the tv ones, not sure about Aimee) have done next to nothing. Kelly they tried to make a thing kind of like how Hulk paid to give his Brooke a singing career / tv host / tv personality and it all eventually dried up because she’s awful. Kelly famously made that “who’s gonna clean toilets” comment about immigrants on the view that was so out of touch even the dopey women on there gasped because it was so bad. I know she married one of the members of Slipknot.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Kelly was also on some Joan Rivers show that my ex used to watch and then one of those The View knockoffs where she said the "if you deport Mexicans then who's going to clean your toilets?" thing.

Jack has done fuck all aside from some reality show nobody watched because he's a grating, fat, spoiled jerkoff. On those podcasts I heard he was actually the most obnoxious about suggesting Ozzy do another tour or bring back Ozzfest and shit and he's the one that's done nothing his whole life. "Daddy, I need money for penis lengthening surgery in Turkey. Do another Ozzfest tour even though Mummy has destroyed her relationship with every band that's ever done it."

They all suck except Ozzy. They'd keep on speaking for him when he's sitting right there with a microphone and he's still mentally with-it. If he interjected he was told that he doesn't know what he's talking about and to pipe down and he'd be like "None of you were even fucking there. I'm the ONLY one who knows what I'm talking about." And would then be told he's wrong and to shut the fuck up.

Yeah Jack was always an obnoxious fat kid that I don’t think even tried to have any kind of career in music or anything else - Kelly they tried to put her on things but Jack couldn’t be bothered. The kids need him for money and I’m wondering what kind of shit they’re use Ozzy’s name / brand for once he’s dead. I also believe his last two studio albums were done with AI for his voice because someone his voice sounds like shit and is all weak now yet sounds better than it did on blizzard of ozz for stuff that came out in the last 10 years. Before they were obviously using all kinds of studio magic but now his newer stuff sounds like robo Ozzy

 

[Kinderman]

Ozzy is at the point where he has to be strapped to some exoskeleton thing just to stand on stage. It's sad that his cunt family won't let him retire. His wife and kids are all selfish to an evil degree. They have or had a podcast and I listened to a couple of the episodes with Ozzy and it made me genuinely sad. He's all of their paycheck and they treat him like an animal they make money off of. Whenever he told a story or chimed in, he was either told he was confused, stupid or just flat out told to shut up.

Yeah it’s really sad that they just can’t let him retire because they’re so greedy. It kinda reminds me of Hulk Hogan’s family - I remember a couple times while filming with Hulk he would get upset and say things like “I’m the only one in this family working!” When he was still wrestling in his older years even though he could barely move and was in constant pain from all his back problems.

I heard a clip a while ago of Ozzy on some show and he said “I can’t now, I’m fucking crippled!” And it was so sad since his dumb wife and shitty kids all see him as an ATM. I still can’t believe they actually had him “perform” a couple years back at an NFL game and you could see they had a metal pole holding him in place that they tried to cover with his black leather coat.

All you really need to remember is that Sharon’s maiden name is (((Levy))).

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Speaking of that last Ozzy show it’s more about everyone else that will be there (Metallica, Tool, Guns N Roses, Slayer, Pantera, Anthrax, etc) and they’ve made clear he really won’t be doing much since he’s so physically limited so it’s a big tribute / farewell type festival. Im thinking they will be relying heavily on backing tracks for him for the few songs he will play and have other artists doing his vocals while Black Sabbath / Ozzy’s solo band backs them up. Same with Bill Ward who is also in bad shape.

 

[nasty twp]

Speaking of that last Ozzy show it’s more about everyone else that will be there (Metallica, Tool, Guns N Roses, Slayer, Pantera, Anthrax, etc) and they’ve made clear he really won’t be doing much since he’s so physically limited so it’s a big tribute / farewell type festival.

You mean riot grrl stalwarts Kittie aren't invited? For shame, the gorlies & Ozzy are bonded.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Kelly was also on some Joan Rivers show that my ex used to watch and then one of those The View knockoffs where she said the "if you deport Mexicans then who's going to clean your toilets?" thing.

I always thought she said that on The View for some reason.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I always thought she said that on The View for some reason.

It probably was. I just remember her saying it and Rosie Perez being like "Noooo".

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

It probably was. I just remember her saying it and Rosie Perez being like "Noooo".

Either way it was a panel of mouthy women and a dike.

 

[The Shah of Iran]

Surely the only Brits who know of him or care enough to mark this show taking place already post here? And there's about five of us.

Don't let the name fool ya, I'm not really from iran

 

[Dennyislife]

Even at his height, he really only did well in a few big cities outside the tristate area. It was hilarious to hear him hold his nose up at European shows as if anyone there knew who he was or cared.

There's a weird cultural swap where unheard names in the UK become big in the US like John Oliver and others who I haven't even heard of and likewise here someone like Rich Hall or Reginald D Hunter get big careers with lots of tv work yet are unknown back in the US. Jim absolutely could have maybe had a bit of success here in 2005

 

[TorpidSloth]

There's a weird cultural swap where unheard names in the UK become big in the US like John Oliver and others who I haven't even heard of and likewise here someone like Rich Hall or Reginald D Hunter get big careers with lots of tv work yet are unknown back in the US. Jim absolutely could have maybe had a bit of success here in 2005

Nah, in 2005 Norton was basically advocating for the US to nuke Iraq. Meanwhile in the UK, every other stand-up was just doing "George W Bush is a retard" jokes.

 

[MYTHCHILD]

The UK is ran by a strict Islamic sect, I don’t think they’ll like Morton and his mutilated husband too much.

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

Unless it's a smaller capacity for comedy the London venue is a 2000 seater set up. I can't imagine these two have a particularly active fan base in the UK in 2025

https://x.com/JimNorton/status/1916898162838585579?t=lJJ8OZMbcbZZNQ19o9r4qw&s=19

Who do they think they're fooling with those pictures? The Norton pic is probably from 15 years ago and Florentine is so unrecognizable you could have told me Norton was doing shows with Opie and I would have believed you.

 

[satanssockpuppet]

Ozzy is at the point where he has to be strapped to some exoskeleton thing just to stand on stage. It's sad that his cunt family won't let him retire. His wife and kids are all selfish to an evil degree. They have or had a podcast and I listened to a couple of the episodes with Ozzy and it made me genuinely sad. He's all of their paycheck and they treat him like an animal they make money off of. Whenever he told a story or chimed in, he was either told he was confused, stupid or just flat out told to shut up.

Agree. That wife of his is a fucking ghoul, just wringing every last dime she can out of the guy. I bet she's hoping he keels over and dies on stage, so she can milk that for everything it's worth too.

 

[captainjapan]

I bet the Eurofags will pay money to see Norton's husbands cock

 

[nasty twp]

I bet she's hoping he keels over and dies on stage, so she can milk that for everything it's worth too.

Not the Widow Nikki. That sympathy tour is going to be unbearable. At least she looks good in black...


Not to BRF post, but it seems Sparkle Megs is hoping for something similar at this point. Perhaps if Hazza succumbs, she can link up with Nik.

 

[Dennyislife]

I bet the Eurofags will pay money to see Norton's husbands cock

Are you forgetting a fat American paid to marry it and fly it across a Ocean and move it into his house