Hildy's wife's fugly haircut

[captain_kamala]

Just why.

 

[PorqueDealer]

Disgusting.
But we aren't allowed to make fun of women here, so to compliment;
Her hair looks to be useful in a survival situation where I need to start a fire.

 

[DominusOdium]

Got a Mad Max haircut to match the barren lifeless wasteland that is her womb.

 

[Sgt Zogbot Delta Operator]

People don't know this but Hildy used to be a fundamentalist Christian. Yeah, he became an atheist the day he looked down at his wife's hemorrhoid-riddled asshole.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

I've seen more feminine trannies, which is odd given Eric's oft-repeated hatred of trannies. At least now we see why - it's rooted in jealousy.

Nice Dr. Frankenstein's rough draft for a wife, stupid.

 

[SFWA liaison]

"If I fuck up my hair it'll be so distracting nobody will notice I'm obese!". Many such cases.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

Disgusting.
But we aren't allowed to make fun of women here, so to compliment;
Her hair looks to be useful in a survival situation where I need to start a fire.

It looks useful to scrub out greasy pots and pans too. Ol' SOS pad head

 

[Niggerotchi]

She has mentally left him? That's usually what this indicates.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

Yes, she's fat and ugly but at least she can control her bowel movemen....oh.

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

She's atrocious.

And you were pretty decent before you pumped out a couple of kids and are now not that great.

How many times are we going to go through this?

 

[captain_kamala]

She's atrocious.

And you were pretty decent before you pumped out a couple of kids and are now not that great.

How many times are we going to go through this?

What does that have to do with anything?

 

[Blurry Niki Enthusiast]

Chemo hair with a hint of steampunk, I love it!

 

[H0meRunCumia]

"Give me the Luna Vachon"

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

People don't know this but Hildy used to be a fundamentalist Christian. Yeah, he became an atheist the day he looked down at his wife's hemorrhoid-riddled asshole.

Is this taken from your tight 5?

 

[DanFielding]

 

[Brooke Shields]

I get it, the color wasn't ugly enough so had to fuck it up even more.

usually gals do this to distract from their fugliness, and there's a lot needing distracted for Eric's guy here

 

[Malibu Pat]

What does that have to do with anything?

He was talking about you.

 

[captain_kamala]

He was talking about you.

So what? What about me makes this woman any less ugly?

 

[Malibu Pat]

So what? What about me makes this woman any less ugly?

K.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

your tight 5?