Hildy or Ooga?

[gassers]

I didn't put Shane or Triem Visual cause they are run of the mill Fat/SFWA Ballwashers.

For me, It would be Hildy. I have never seen Ballwashing for another man to this level (Nana Ballwashers take notes). Even simps for hot chicks don't defend m'lady with all their might like Hildy does and the best part is Fatrick does not even acknowledge him as a random twitter user, forget addressing him as one of his inner circle SFWA fags.

Ooga is second close, Nice Deportation Stupid, F/N retard. Calling an old white woman an "animal" btw. That's rich coming from a literal savage whose entire race never advanced past mudhuts and mosquito/ant cakes.

 

[guest]

^^ The Northern parts of Nigeria was part of the Sokoto Caliphate (and Kanem Bornu) and were civilized. These are not Ooga's people though, more like "Boko Haram" and co have more claim to that legacy (Timbuktu etc).

 

[NoBacon]

Ooga broke the law and faced the consequences and is on the pay no mind list banned from entering civilisation. He’s just scamming total retards.

Eric is an atheist pedophile and proud of both aspects, he’s going to the darkest depths of Hell.

 

[Treat Yourself]

Nigger vs. Pedophile. Tough choice since both should die. I can't in good conscience not choose the pedophile to hate more so Hildy it is, no matter how ugly, entitled, smelly, stupid, manipulative, and in need of necklacing Ooga is.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

This is an impossible choice. They're both just as bad as Pat, if not even worse, in different ways.

 

[Faggot Boqposter]

Hildy by a country mile. Imagine sucking up to Patrick tomlinson thinking it’s going to launch your career in sci-fi. It’s even more delusional than thinking nana is going to help you get in to radio

Ooga might be a disgusting creature but all he’s really done is make money/win pointless awards off of work he put zero effort in to and grift sfwa cat ladies. It exposes how baseless their claim of being “creatives” is. He’s objectively untalented and they treat like him like he’s some generational genius just because he’s black and loud.

Also he shows the system occasionally works. Some jig who broke the law got sent packing.

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

Hildy annoys me. He started off on team Pat and now can't admit he was wrong. And what's he got out of it, great contacts like Jackie?

I liked Oooga at first because he's such a blatant Nigerian scammer using badly written short stories rather than badly written spam emails to fleece innocent but deserving victims. He's really pushing it though. Come to the White man's land and talk smack and you get the White man's stick.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

Since Hildy is a whyte man it's gotta be him. If I was born-again as a black then I'd definitely take bare cash from Fatso & the cat-ladies.

 

[MrRetardo]

I voted for Ooga because he is black.

 

[PogromStallone]

I voted Ooga because Hildy is funny in a Gervais-character way where he keeps trying to suck up to Pat but instead seems to only make things worse.

 

[DMbA]

Ooga by a long shot he's a lazy nigger

 

[Turk February]

Hildy is a nobody loser, average 2014 tumblr background character. Owmac Donald Epkakifarm is such a miserable slimey con artist race baiting stereotype, just every negative perception of Africans around the world concentrated into one person - if he was a character on a tv show, the tv show would be cancelled. He's literally a cartoon villain from like the early to mid 1900s. He's so hatable and removed from reality, I struggle to believe he exists.

 

[N64 Cube]

Ooga is black so that’s already strike one. Hildy is white, he has that going for him

 

[Honey Badger]

I just see Hildy as a spineless dope but don’t really have anything against him.

Ooga absolutely infuriates me with his sociology 101 anti whitey bullshit. He’s also ugly

 

[Faggot Boqposter]

I just see Hildy as a spineless dope but don’t really have anything against him.

Ooga absolutely infuriates me with his sociology 101 anti whitey bullshit. He’s also ugly

He’s figured out how to ingratiate himself with the pedos and cat ladies..

Part of me really hopes for an ooga redemption arc where it turns out he was just a scammer the whole time and never had any intention of being a serious writer. I know that ain’t true but I can dream right?