Hi, I'm Stephen King

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I'm going to write a book about a girl going through puberty. The first scene will be her in the shower having her period for the first time.
The villain in this book will be her Christian mother.

Stanley Kubrick's The Shining fucking sucks. I'm sorry you're so stupid, Kubrick.

(Stephen King is a piece of shit)
 

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I see where Uncle Paul gets his inspiration from, jesus christ.

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"Boo hoo, people think I'm weird just because I write horror."

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Blaming everybody else, he's just a more (insanely more) successful Tomlinson. He even killed a guy too:

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Interesting, he conspired with Nixon and Reagan to pull it off.

 
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When you dive deep into any 'popular' author, scientist, philanthropist...anything...you come to find out they're scum.

Einstein? scum
Mother Teresa? scum
MLK? scum

etc...almost like they only put you on top if you're some kind of scumbag.
 
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Even the decent shit he wrote is many decades old now. He's a fucking hack writer and has been most of his career.
He's basically the hack's hack. Pretty sure that shit about word goals when hacktrick is #amwriting was started or at least popularized by him. I know victorian writers were paid by the word but they still had to be good words for them to bother printing. Wonder how many pages of hamfisted SAT vocabulary fat - I can't even say his name... will have in his Dickens rip off a fucking year from now.
 
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Pre-cancellation Family Guy had some good bits

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This one's Dean Koontz but still funny

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