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Hey Preston & Child! Quit stealing Pat's moves!

soulbrotherman#1

Specifically a quarter retarded
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Our simulation is a pat-poster.

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From City of Endless Night by Douglas Preston and Lincoln Child(lol)

This story is kinda retarded.
They're investigated murders of rich assholes getting beheaded, but then a saint like person is beheaded throwing them for a loop.
Turns out it was the first murder's father doing it since he killed his daughter by accident in a rage then decided he wanted to do Most Dangerous Game type hunting of people who'd be difficult to kill since he's so rich and bored.
Yeah, pretty retarded.




Please don't comment on my thumb
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More Worser

Not Mexican. Not jewish. NOT bald.😡
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What a chubby thumb. Enjoy diabetes, stlaker.
Normally I would point out that distal phalanx brachydactyly is a not uncommon gene. I used to say that very thing, in defense of who I THOUGHT was my friend, CHH.

But my friendship was like casting pearls before swine. He's just fat, you see.
 

The Arm

Fire stalk with me.
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They've written a few good books. The Ice Limit and Relic were PFG. But a lot of their stuff devolves into B-grade monster movie territory.

I've often wondered if they're a fag couple.
 
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