Hey Pat I recently went to the largest bookstore in the world.

[Jim-sucks-shit]

Powell's City of Books in Portland. Maybe you've heard of it, considering your an author and all?

Well anyway piggy I stopped by and decided to search to see if they had any copies of any of your books. And they did!

Two of your books. One copy each. That's not very good piggy. Now it took a minute to find your actual books. You were on the bottom shelf of a bookshelf like this:

But the funniest thing was that the 8 rows above you and a solid chunk of the shelf next to you was all Tolkien. Your shit books were just lost in a sea of books by an actual successful writer.

I took 'Starship Repo' and put it in the kids section. I'll let you guess where I hid 'In The Black' but it's in a section related to some of your favorite people.

 

[guest]

In all honesty you just significantly increased his chances of selling that one book by putting it in the kid section.

in a section related to some of your favorite people.

Lol.

 

[1073waaf]

I found one of his books in a Barnes and Noble (no place for white supremacy) once and I hid it behind some other book in the bottom of the romance section.

 

[TheDarkFezRises]

I found one of his books in a Barnes and Noble (no place for white supremacy) once and I hid it behind some other book in the bottom of the romance section.

Felony book hiding.

 

[RoTheHo69]

you should put it under the shelf next time.

 

[Jim-sucks-shit]

In all honesty you just significantly increased his chances of selling that one book by putting it in the kid section.



Lol.

You're probably right but it made gave me a loff. Plus I put it behind shit because I know fatty is going to call the store and demand that they find his books that the nazi incel troll moved.

 

[RoTheHo69]

Or stick bologna inside of it so it starts smelling like shit.

 

[The Arm]

 

[RobertMewler]

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The Nazis themselves never burned books but some University students did (as in this famous photo taken May 10, 1933).

However, Pig's books definitely belong in that pile considering the burnt books supported and advocated tranny surgery, homosexual relations (no offense, Carol), sex studies, and the like. How fitting! And how perfect that it was the youth that burned such books.

The childy child children shall lead them, child.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

The Nazis themselves never burned books but some University students did (as in this famous photo taken May 10, 1933).

However, Pig's books definitely belong in that pile considering the burnt books supported and advocated tranny surgery, homosexual relations (no offense, Carol), sex studies, and the like. How fitting! And how perfect that it was the youth that burned such books.

The childy child children shall lead them, child.

Get them, children. Leave no book standing.

 

[RobertMewler]

Oh dear.

I just looked up one of Piggy's listings on the Powells website and it appears the ratings and comments are not favorable:

Starship Repo: Patrick S. Tomlinson: Trade Paperback: 9781250302717: Powell's Books

www.powells.com

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

I go to a lot of book stores and always look for Fat's books. I've never seen a copy. Not even in the $.50 used sections. Fat is at the bottom of the barrel of authors already at the bottom of barrel.

 

[stealthygeek]

Pathetic ratio for a pathetic (& fat) piggy.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

Oh dear.

I just looked up one of Piggy's listings on the Powells website and it appears the ratings and comments are not favorable:

Starship Repo: Patrick S. Tomlinson: Trade Paperback: 9781250302717: Powell's Books

www.powells.com

Ratio'ed everywhere, piggums. Oink.

 

[guest]

I can just see him demanding they turn over their surveillance camera footage. "Listen, child. This is central to a very important criminal case! This book moving bandit must be stopped!"

 

[TorqueWheeler]

I guess I can confess this now. Several months ago I went to a B&N in Beverly Hills and found a single copy of one of Pat’s books. Somehow a child’s drawing of a pig ended up in there under the authors name. Not sure how though.

 

[NoBacon]

I’m still not sure if the Fonald Plump character is real or not. I obviously wouldn’t believe it normally but he’s such a bad writer I wouldn’t be surprised if it was actually a real character in his books.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

I’m still not sure if the Fonald Plump character is real or not. I obviously wouldn’t believe it normally but he’s such a bad writer I wouldn’t be surprised if it was actually a real character in his books.

It’s legit. Pretty much any time you start to think “Is Pig really that stupid?” the answer is invariably “yes.”

 

[NoBacon]

It’s legit. Pretty much any time you start to think “Is Pig really that stupid?” the answer is invariably “yes.”

Jesus Christ. That’s the level of writing you get from actual children on tumblr fanfiction.

 

[Covid19]

Powell's City of Books in Portland. Maybe you've heard of it, considering your an author and all?

Well anyway piggy I stopped by and decided to search to see if they had any copies of any of your books. And they did!

Two of your books. One copy each. That's not very good piggy. Now it took a minute to find your actual books. You were on the bottom shelf of a bookshelf like this:

But the funniest thing was that the 8 rows above you and a solid chunk of the shelf next to you was all Tolkien. Your shit books were just lost in a sea of books by an actual successful writer.

I took 'Starship Repo' and put it in the kids section. I'll let you guess where I hid 'In The Black' but it's in a section related to some of your favorite people.

You have just committed felony book hiding stlaker. Prison awaits!