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Hey Pat. I forget, how did your last court appearance turn out for you?
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[Pat lets out a belch to get SFWA board's attention] Y'all know me. Know how I earn a livin' #amwriting, #amreading. I'll catch this stlaker for you, but it ain't gonna be easy. Bad stlaker. Not like going under the bridge to catch trolls. This stlaker, dox yer whole family. They'll send text messages, mock ya on Twitter, post on funeral pages, contact pages harassing everyone you know. And we gotta do it quick, that'll bring back your goodread 5-star reviews, put all your books on a payin' basis. But it's not gonna be pleasant. I value my chins a lot more than three thousand bucks, Mary Three Names. I'll find him for three, but I'll catch him, and send him to prison, for $100k. But you've gotta make up your minds. If you want to eliminate those negative book reviews, then ante up. If you want to play it cheap, be on PPP loans the whole winter. I don't want no volunteers, I don't want no mates, there's just too many super heros in this movie. $100,000 for me by myself. For that you get quasi, the forums, the whole damn thing.