Hey Niki, I'm sure you lurk here since I started fucking with you. Here's the reason why I'm doing what I'm doing

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

We're four years into this and your husband hasn't learned a fucking thing. He's not even a trainable. This is why I'm fully focused on you now, the contact form trolling stops when Pat's twitter is deleted and Quasi is paid in full, not one second before.

In case you're interested, here's a small preview of tomorrow's contact forms:

Also:

 

[guest]

Its your husband's fault, Niki...

 

[Harry Powell]

Do we know she’s aware of this for sure?

 

[BudDickman]

"Woah, that's cool."

 

[SFWA liaison]

my pal from reddit said, and I quote, "the reason I go with Nikki's details is only because of Patrick's pinned tweet making him a less effective bit. Pat is literally the cause of me having to go for the next best thing. If he unpins I'd go back to using Patrick's details"

btw word around www.cumtown.org is that Niki's work email address for her producer job is [email protected] (haven't checked myself, could be nrobinson or nikirobinson. Someone trying to confirm could send emails to all combinations and see which one doesn't bounce)

 

[Stent]

Niki ending this voluntarily would be the best idea even under ideal circumstances, nevermind the ridiculous circumstances they actually live in.

The Milwaukee police can't even go to the right address when they think there's a murder taking place.

 

[JebJoh]

It's her house, tell her to just cut the internet and give her deadbeat husband 7 days to find a job. Patrick would be the perfect guy to sell suits to assholes who buy 4,000$ suits. "Honey ... baby ... child ... do you really think you have the hips to pull this suit off? Let me show you something more suitable for a man of your carriage"

 

[guest]

It's not my husband's fault that he and myself and dozens of our friends and family get stung by hornets on a regular basis, it's the hornet's fault

-Niki (probably)

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Fatrick has dishonored himself and dishonored America. We have tried to help him. But we have failed. We have failed because NIKI has not helped us. NIKI has not given Fatrick the proper motivation! So, from now on, whenever Fatrick fucks up, we will not punish him! We will punish NIKI! And the way we see it bitch, NIKI owes us for ONE FAKE SWATTING! NOW GET ON YOUR FACE!

 

[Brooke Shields]

Nikki, you're a fine girl (just leave Patrick)
what a gooood life you could lead (he's a loser)

 

[RedGlareRecipient]

Nikki, you're a fine girl (just leave Patrick)
what a gooood life you could lead (he's a loser)

God bless you Brooke Shields

I don’t even remember the original words anymore