Hey lads! Its going to be a proper novel.

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[MonsterSteve]

So the author knows how it ends 3 years after starting it! WOW THIS GUY FUCKS.

 

[guest]

"Downhill writing from here"

That's correct.

 

[guest]

The killer is... Fonald Drumpf!

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

He has no idea how amateurish his obsession with word count makes him look. And it also makes him look autistic. Stop trying to turn art into numbers, faggot.

 

[Steve Ramone]

A good editor will chop 1/3 of it if they don't just laugh in his face.

 

[Stent]

Yeah because it's famously easy to finish the end of a book rather than the beginning or middle.

 

[Turk February]

We're the only people who will read it

 

[chewtoyrapist]

We're the only people who will read it

It's more likely pat is the only one who winds up reading it.

 

[MonsterSteve]

Reminder: He has no publisher. Haha.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

It will now be a proper piece of shit

 

[Username]

It needs to be pointed out Pat thought his Huffpo article with Josiah would be 17,000 word or so. Almost 1/3 of his so called book after 3 years of writing. He’s finally figured out who the killer is so that’s something.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

I look at slides I built 3 months ago and think “why the fuck did I think this was good?”

I’d like to say I’m down to hate read this thing if it ever gets published but his shit is so awful I don’t think I (nor anyone else) deserves to be punished that bad.

 

[SFWA liaison]

on herd immunity, wordcount, and speed of writing

what ever happened to that project, Patty? is it stored in the garage you never built?

 

[Cyberatorquer]

The killer is... Fonald Drumpf!

It better be, and Tiny Tim has to go to space, otherwise the book is no good in my opinion

 

[Ants Hard Drive of Horror]

lets say 800 days, conservatively. 60,000/800 = a whopping 75 words per day. Good thing he doesn't owe any pennies to anyone.

That's about 1.5 -2 tweets per word added.

 

[Sue Lightning]

He has no idea how amateurish his obsession with word count makes him look. And it also makes him look autistic. Stop trying to turn art into numbers, faggot.

Lets say this were music. He’s basically bragging that he passed the 60 minute mark and now his album isn’t an LP but a double LP. Who gives a fuck? What the fuck is the content? What does it sound like? He’s also basically saying “I finally figured out what I want the album to sound like” after recording 60 minutes of material. And he’s bragging about this for some reason.

 

[1073waaf]

lets say 800 days, conservatively. 60,000/800 = a whopping 75 words per day. Good thing he doesn't owe any pennies to anyone.

Did somebody say pennies?!?!?!

 

[Random username]

We're the only people who will read it

Speak for yourself. The only drivel of pats I have read are his mindless tweets. I won't subject myself to his even more worthless "books"