Hey Funsters, do any of you do keto or carnivore?

[warchief1978]

I tried to ask fatso, but he blocked me kindly pointing out he is fat, he burnt his beef wellington, he abandoned his daughter, he is not the same weight from high-school, he lives in a half a hovel, his Mustang is a piece of shit, and asking politely why he doesn't go to Hoolies anymore. The nerve of some people.

 

[Treat Yourself]

Is negro baby pepperoni high in sodium? Asking for a very fat friend.

 

[warchief1978]

Is negro baby pepperoni high in sodium? Asking for a very fat friend.

Yes , it is high in sodium, but it is keto.

 

[ChildSpitTake]

No bacon, egg, cheese on a roll this morning…

Day 1 of an old school no-sugars, no-carbs, only healthy fats diet. 6 small healthy meals/snacks day and a lean and green (6oz meat and salad) at night. Not drinking much alcohol at all, so to quit altogether is no big deal. Back to Sashimi, and NO FOOD AT ALL AFTER 8pm.

I’ve been feeling like ass since putting on 40lbs over the last 2 years…Lower back fucked up, can’t bend straight over to tie my sneakers without breathing hard, feels like I’m laying face first on a basketball if I try to get a tan on my fat ass…

A high weight of 250 today folks. It will only go down from here.

ANYONE CAN DO IT. Takes will power and the desire to feel healthy overriding the desire to eat food that tastes GREAT. I quit smoking and (back in the day) blow…cold turkey. Just stopped at will.

If you follow this plan and get your body into “fat burning mode” (takes about 2 weeks of hardcore diet adjustment) WITH NO CHEATING…and the weight will fall off of you like a terminal AIDS patient.

(No offense AIDS patients….)

Goal- 210lbs…

PS- I cover my fatness up well. Being 6’ 1” helps big time

 

[Udders]

I did keto for a while before I knew what it was called, I've also done cyclical keto. I'm still mostly keto, most of my calories are fat based and I rotate carbs in on workout days. Also do fast days occasionally. Best lifestyle change I ever made.

 

[Ants Hard Drive of Horror]

Since Pat and Jackie read the forums, please put a trigger warning on any thread discussing dieting/lifestyle improvement.

 

[guest]

I'm gonna do carnivore this month to get in shape for my fight with @FurBurger

My final all beef meal will be his jugular

 

[Antwan Kumiya]

I’ve eaten 90% just meat, eggs, and cheese over the last 5 years. I feel far better physically when I eat like that

 

[guest]

I’ve eaten 90% just meat, eggs, and cheese over the last 5 years. I feel far better physically when I eat like that

How many eggs you eat a day? I was doing 6 a day for past few months but not sure if bad for cholesterol or if that's outdated info.

 

[Antwan Kumiya]

How many eggs you eat a day? I was doing 6 a day for past few months but not sure if bad for cholesterol or if that's outdated info.

I’m usually in the 3 range, sometimes 6 if I boil a couple to have for lunch too. Last time I got my cholesterol checked it was a little high but my good cholesterol was high too so they said don’t worry about it. Something about the ratio being fine

 

[warchief1978]

Since Pat and Jackie read the forums, please put a trigger warning on any thread discussing dieting/lifestyle improvement.

Noted

 

[warchief1978]

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I’m usually in the 3 range, sometimes 6 if I boil a couple to have for lunch too. Last time I got my cholesterol checked it was a little high but my good cholesterol was high too so they said don’t worry about it. Something about the ratio being fine

I eat about 5 a day. My cholesterol is 121. Triglycerides are 68. My BUN went down as well.

I also do 24 hour fasts.

 

[Dennis Denuto]

I tried to ask fatso

We don't do that here

 

[porquedealer]

How many eggs you eat a day? I was doing 6 a day for past few months but not sure if bad for cholesterol or if that's outdated info.

6-10
no idea about cholesteral, haven't been to doctor in 25+ years