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Hey funsters, all the bad you're feeling right now can be solved by submitting to ALLAH

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Allah rewards the patient...Say the shahada and mean it, and place your trust in Allah and follow His commandments, I guarantee your life will improve. Pray for healing, mercy, forgiveness etc, all will be fulfilled by ALLAH. You tried everything else, just give this a shot.

Do not associate partners with the ONE and ONLY CREATOR OF ALL THINGS. ALLAH. He did not need any partner to bring forth everything, including you.

ALLAH Created you and you will answer to Him.
 

The Prophet Mohammed

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Your family are the descendants of polytheists. You have no right to lecture wayward sassters about their salvation.

I come from good hanife stock and even though I call your prophet a pedophile (he is), I am viewed more positively in your religion
 

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Your family are the descendants of polytheists. You have no right to lecture wayward sassters about their salvation.

I come from good hanife stock and even though I call your prophet a pedophile (he is), I am viewed more positively in your religion
Allah is Great, time to submit to Him alone. Sass is fine, but every single post being unnecessarily sassy is غُلَاة "ghulat" (extremism). You need to relax with the sass and fear Allah.
 

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Im not greedy, I don't want Allah, I just need Some-ah
Ekpepbe tier jokes are haram, child...await the Bok(o)

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