Hey Dave Landau, why don't you come defend your fat fucking wife?

[Patty's Stubby Fingers]

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

lol that's Goddess Patty

 

[fusciasomething]

She's been called sexy more times than Ant.. Dave Landau stinks and is 5' tall with a faux hawk, of course his wife is fat

 

[THE D]

Careful now, He might repeat your exact insult back to you multiple times and then threaten to rape your children.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

It’s hilarious to me that his wife is a bit overweight but not terribly obese like fatrick. Yet, he still gets extremely butt hurt like she’s the greatest catch of all time. Yeah you did good Dave. Really she is a catch for a 5’ tall dork who is a mediocre comedian. She’s still a fat pig though you retarded man child.

 

[1073waaf]

It’s hilarious to me that his wife is a bit overweight but not terribly obese like fatrick. Yet, he still gets extremely butt hurt like she’s the greatest catch of all time. Yeah you did good Dave. Really she is a catch for a 5’ tall dork who is a mediocre comedian. She’s still a fat pig though you retarded man child.

Are there photos of his actual wife?

 

[MilwaukeeStrangler]

Are there photos of his actual wife?

Check Google's satellite photos, you can't miss her

 

[Snake]

Are there photos of his actual wife?

 

[Mr. Faggotry]

I mean do you really expect a guy not to defend his fat wife when he’s being trolled? I heard two guys could fuck her at the same time and never meet. She’s a rubenesque woman.

 

[AntSucks]

He can just lean into it and say "Sure, that's just more to love. Especially around the thighs and belly. And chin. And calves. Not so much around the boob area but you can't have everything"

 

[Imager]

Careful now, He might repeat your exact insult back to you multiple times and then threaten to rape your children.

You wouldn't want to play with Dave Landau's wife's ass?

 

[guest]

Is OP a real picture? How is that even possible?

 

[WhereWeAt]

Is OP a real picture? How is that even possible?

Yeah, there's no tire treads near her or anything.

 

[VibratingAnalEgg]

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Looks like the old gal has lost a few pounds. Good for her.

 

[guest]

Yeah, there's no tire treads near her or anything.

Fucking disgusting. I don't mind a porker with extra T and A but that's just anti-nature. Burn it.

 

[MilwaukeeStrangler]

You wouldn't want to play with Dave Landau's wife's ass?

Oh boy would I!

 

[guest]

Nobody leaves Nana with advance notice. They all feel like they have to run away.

But yes, Dave. Your wife is a porker.

 

[analeggsalad]

Nobody leaves Nana with advance notice. They all feel like they have to run away.

But yes, Dave. Your wife is a porker.

Did dave leave TACS? Last I saw of him was some meme youtube shit where he was on Steven Crowder. Not that I watch that fag, it was some viral thing and out of nowhere Landau who I haven't seen since pirated cumia show torrents were still available is sitting next to Crowder in 2021 on youtube

 

[Harry Powell]

Did dave leave TACS? Last I saw of him was some meme youtube shit where he was on Steven Crowder. Not that I watch that fag, it was some viral thing and out of nowhere Landau who I haven't seen since pirated cumia show torrents were still available is sitting next to Crowder in 2021 on youtube

Linger longer, faggot

 

[guest]

Imagine being Dan Landis' fat wife, you hear someone mocking your fatness on Don's show and instead of defending you as being not fat, or beautiful, or "rubenesque", he just goes "oh yeah well what does your wife look like!" And trying to dox the guy to prove his point.

Confirming that you are indeed a fat fuck of a pig.