He's loyin

[Sink Inspector]

• everyone who isn't a virgin has herpes according to Pat
• Niki doesn't have herpes according to Pat
• Therefore Niki is a virgin
• Niki and Pat are in a monogamous relationship according to Pat
• Therefore Patrick is a no-pussy-getting loser stuck in a dead bedroom marriage because she feels disgusted by his grotesque body and effeminate demeanor

basic logic

 

[guest]

nice getting swept by the braves when all you needed was 1/3 , stupids.

To that I'll just add go fuck yourself, Bobo and I share our love of the Mets. I am intending to be in Citi Field if they get to the WS so in a way getting there becoming harder may have saved me money. Ideally a Jays-Mets Series would be a dream for me. I do have tickets for the Jays for all 3 available rounds only a game apiece though.

 

[patrick is fat]

• everyone who isn't a virgin has herpes according to Pat
• Niki doesn't have herpes according to Pat
• Niki and Pat are in a monogamous relationship according to Pat
• Therefore Niki is a virgin
• Therefore Patrick is a no-pussy-getting loser stuck in a dead bedroom marriage because she feels disgusted by his grotesque body and effeminate demeanor

basic logic

wrong again atalker. i have ready access to my wife’s vagina, and just because she makes me use a strap on and also uses it on me doesn’t mean we’re virgins.

 

[Stent]

Officer Laroque is going to laugh at this one. Don't edit out your replies otherwise it won't make as much sense, Rick.

 

[guest]

Technicality Tomlinson. Does not have herpes means there is no current flare up.

 

[Missy's Mangled Handster]

It's official: His fingers are too fat to hit the "o" key

 

[Meownaw]

STOP SAYING SWATTing. I read it in his dumb faggot voice everytime!

 

[Skatole C9H9N]

WWAW bimb threats?

 

[guest]

If he suddenly started getting SWATted after years of fake vandalism/bomb threats/etc, it would have been a wake up call for him. The fact that he is still clinging on to the obviously fake shit is an indicator that he's behind the swatting as well.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

Someone please ask him how imminent the arrests are. He makes it sound like judges are signing warrants as he mashes the keys with his sausage snappers.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Why is he so desperately clinging to the lie about "bimb threats" when the hotel confirmed that it never happened?

Does he forget that we have his voicemails from "Canyon Boykin"?

 

[Treat Yourself]

Ooh that fat nigga mad as hell.

He's getting extra feisty. Is it confidence or fear? Landing Dan in Arkham Asylum won't make your debt to Quasi go away, porky.

 

[ChildSpitTake]

Loyin about bimb threats - my poor ribs

 

[O-BLOCK NIGGA!]

Bimb threat...