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*looks up while making an offering of a Turkey sandwich at the Joseph Lane altar*Now this is how you executive produce!
OnA Cult ... Why is he talking about Satanists?
cool!According to a report by the civil rights group the Southern Poverty Law Center the ONA "holds an important position in the niche, international nexus of occult, esoteric, and/or satanic neo-Nazi groups.
we're whatever Rick says we are, child.We a cult now
I thought we were employees of him?we're whatever Rick says we are, child.
Yes, & that makes him the cult leader... check and mate.I thought we were employees of him?
only if you can name 5 breakfast cerealsCan our initiation be 60 seconds of getting your ass kicked? I want to see who can handle themselves
60 seconds? Thats what my dad would do to me when he had a good day. I say lets make it 60 minutes. Starting with CuntFucker.Can our initiation be 60 seconds of getting your ass kicked? I want to see who can handle themselves
If I were Pat I would've thought this whole thing was hilarious and we'd be here joshing around about some other faggot. But I guess I wouldn't have made a good target in the first placeThis is said so frequently, but he really is a dumb fucking retard. Fat too. He just can't help himself. Not only does he have to respond, but if he isn't lying, a split second of attention from a paper pusher at the FBI was all he needed to start the "you're gonna get it now! shouldn't have messed with me!" bullshit.
If I was Pat I'd have changed my number multiple times, and NEVER responded. Because even though that would actually end everything, in the chance that it didn't, I'd still know doing those things actually would create a convincing case that I'm being harassed. Unfortunately, there is no chance anyone in any position of authority reviews anything with Pat and doesn't think he's a complete retard with an undeserved ego who brings it upon himself.
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