Only 13% of the wizards cast 60% of the death spells
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Here is a interesting Dungeons and Dragons fact
- Thread starter Nigger Jim
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i feel like saying NIGGER TONIGHT!
I cast +7 uncomfortable touching.
never trust a dark elf
Around elves watch yourselves.
I target Toby with my +1 whip
Imagine someone closeted
-heavy breathing
-predator is outside
-(is faggot in closet?)
-NIGGER! yelled in turret fashion from closet
-N word jim found
-he is killed
-heavy breathing
-predator is outside
-(is faggot in closet?)
-NIGGER! yelled in turret fashion from closet
-N word jim found
-he is killed
Only 2% of the goblins collect 90% of the profits from sales of D&D products.
Those goblins have been kicked out of 112 realms for a reason
>Nigger rolls for initative
>Nigger rolls a natural 20
>Nigger stabs Victim for 12 damage
>Victim dies
>Nigger loots cell phone and wallet
I have to confess that I’ve never played D&D.
Or, warhammer
I’m a huge poser
People think Black Dave knows how to play because he’s a fat nerd. Shamefully that nigga likes Manga
He has a black wife though
Or, warhammer
I’m a huge poser
People think Black Dave knows how to play because he’s a fat nerd. Shamefully that nigga likes Manga
He has a black wife though
Gay ass nigga Johnny wearing a chainmail romper and smooching on a big ol' barbarian
We have a couple people who play with those Warhammer dolls on the board here
Instead of “insert quote”, I should pressed “insert picture of middle finger because I don’t like men, scumbag”
They’re action figures, brother!!!
Nigga you go into a tavern and make lingering eye-contact with boy elves while sipping an enchanted espresso martini
Have you tried curseword retention? It frees me up mentally. Currently at hour 9 and going.
none of this is true.
I got my wife a DnD video game since she's into that goofy bullshit and when you make a character, you can customize the dick to be clipped or unclipped. I couldn't fucking believe it. I would have bought this game for a kid and never imagined that their character would be standing there hanging dong 10 second into the game.