Hello, kiddies! It's your old pal the crypt keeper.

[guest]

Prepare yourselves for a terrifying tale about an innocent man who lost his high paying radio gig for reasons out of his control.

I call it... They're Not People.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Is he having a knee high?

 

[Coonskin]

Can't drink beer but will use any excuse to grip a phallic shaped object. This pdf file is so gay

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Can't drink beer but will use any excuse to grip a phallic shaped object. This pdf file is so gay

You'd think after so many years of having a bottle in his hand he'd figure out how to hold it not-gay.

 

[guest]

You'd think after so many years of having a bottle in his hand he'd figure out how to hold it not-gay.

Oh, he figured out how to hold it not gay right away.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Crying about sealing up the boarders while knocking back a mexican coca cola.

 

[guest]

Oh, he figured out how to hold it not gay right away.

No idea if that joke makes sense but I can't edit or delete it. Fuckin thing SUCKS!

 

[RealTonySchiavone]

Why does he look like he's made of clay?

 

[Cuphead]

Replacing alcohol with sugary soda isn't much better.

 

[Gronez_Bambatta]

Is this frail old women still even able to prance? sad times indeed

 

[Chive Turkey]

Why does he look like he's made of clay?

Because it's about as alive as he is.

 

[RoSmokedCrack]

You'd think after so many years of having a bottle in his hand he'd figure out how to hold it not-gay.

 

[UnPRePared]

Why does he look like he's made of clay?

Because he's "The Golem".

 

[FingerofGod]

His sorrowful face has completely made my day! Ain’t it fun?

 

[alkiefuck2]

You'd think after so many years of having a bottle in his hand he'd figure out how to hold it not-gay.

Wasn't included in his man training

 

[satanssockpuppet]

I really hate the way he carefully organized his faggoty "interests" so they're always in view. Those books he's never read, his gay "Colombo" DVDs, that faggy Nazi plane, his queer toy gun and etc. I guess he really took it to heart when Bennington berated him over not caring about anything, so he has to prove him wrong now.

 

[I'm Not Loying]

I really hate the way he carefully organized his faggoty "interests" so they're always in view. Those books he's never read, his gay "Colombo" DVDs, that faggy Nazi plane, his queer toy gun and etc. I guess he really took it to heart when Bennington berated him over not caring about anything, so he has to prove him wrong now.

Has he ever had a nice looking set?

 

[Anthony's Lime Rickey]

the sugary drinks are how the count lores the young children to her castle

 

[ElectricLightKazooII]

"Ya see, it's tha real shugah kind, real shugah is bedda for ya!"