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Heidi hildeman's new years resolution

captain_kamala

Calling all simps
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2 things that stand out to me:
1. January 1 to June 30 +/- 8 days. You're only paying that much attention to dates when you're tracking your cycle and thinking about pregnancy

2. How much sex was she having to have to make this change? People who have the occasional glass of wine with dinner aren't like OK I need to challenge myself to make a change


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TorqueWheeler

An enormous amount of muscle.
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"Continue to excel at work."

Yes, it seems likely that a hooker who can't stop opening her legs for free and finds it impossible to clean her apartment is excelling at some sort of job. Unless she means being a prostitute in which case, I guess, giving it away for free would make her popular but does seem to contradict the basic tenets of selling your cunt to sad dudes.
 
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