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"He wants to think he's, like, the ringleader and that he's really important, but I think he wants to be famous for any reason at all" -Niki

chocolatehellhole

I'd make your mum vaginally orgasm, dude
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Suetonius

LAUGH.
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But sheriously folsksh…the one thing to learn is anyone coming here with “content” is usually using our audience and not a part of it. They jump ship to whatever other audiences they can find that will give them attention.

Beige hasn’t talked about us in years despite producing more content than when he covered us. Porsalin has done numerous retarded documentaries in his time off from Patrick. And then Dan tried to pivot from us into other lolcow retards. We get em on the way up and the way down.
 

chocolatehellhole

I'd make your mum vaginally orgasm, dude
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But sheriously folsksh…the one thing to learn is anyone coming here with “content” is usually using our audience and not a part of it. They jump ship to whatever other audiences they can find that will give them attention.

Beige hasn’t talked about us in years despite producing more content than when he covered us. Porsalin has done numerous retarded documentaries in his time off from Patrick. And then Dan tried to pivot from us into other lolcow retards. We get em on the way up and the way down.
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"He wants to think he's, like, the ringleader and that he's really important, but I think he wants to be famous for any reason at all" -Niki​

Replace "ringleader" with "actual tough guy" and she's talking about Pat
Fuck it. Made it all the way to the end and someone said it.

Aside from his deadly allergy to humility, that's one thing I don't get about Pat (or a lot of people, I guess) - placing such obvious importance on "fame". Fame used to be the price you'd have to pay to be well-compensated for doing something that you like, but for public consumption. No well-adjusted person wants to be famous (even most dead-behind-the-eyes-empty-vessel actors, etc), but plenty of people think the cost is worth the other benefits.
 

Uncle Anthony Cumia

Hot tubs, guns and slack jawed brothers
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Dan attempted multiple times to be the ring leader. It never panned out. While I liked some of Dans schtick, dudes not a natural leader. He’s a court jester. Personally my fav was “Melissa Schneider on Twitter” whatever happened to them. We had a great thread about Jeremy DeWitte going, laughing our balls off, all of us.
 
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