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He named his daughter Layla, a song about a girl that Eric Clapton wanted to fuck and Moo had it tattooed to his cow body.

HH Brother

I wanna fuck you up the ass, funster.
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All Cumias are pedophiles, funster.
 

Ladynyahh

He's big and fat, he's Patrick Tomlinson
If I recall correctly, it was Layla River Cumia because he “always gets fucked on the river”, and she was conceived when the mom was on birth control.

Nice poker reference, jerk off. Oh and have you considered maybe she was lying about being on birth control?
Way to build up your kid's self esteem, dickhead. She's already awkward with horrible acne, and she looks like Joe. He really is a failure at everything and yet gives off this smug look of satisfaction, like he's accomplished a lot in his 70 years.
 
On one hand, the braying dolt is forever bitching and moaning about the horrors of Joe Biden's socialist hellscape economy, but at the same time he's constantly posting photos of himself dining out, hanging out at resorts, going on cruises and buying things. Just like his brother, the pendulous-breasted buffoon has a deep, pathological need to let everyone in earshot know how happy, satisfied and successful he is, despite being an obese, unemployed diabetic who can't pay the electric bill on time. It's a fascinatingly stupid dichotomy.
 

Rascal

Way to build up your kid's self esteem, dickhead. She's already awkward with horrible acne, and she looks like Joe. He really is a failure at everything and yet gives off this smug look of satisfaction, like he's accomplished a lot in his 70 years.

He has that satisfied look only people who've guilted their brother out of a million dollars can pull off.
 

Burner Email

мій тато не гей, хлопче
Ok tard, first off leaders are given bulletins and briefings it's highly possible that everybody thought covid was going to kill 400 million worldwide and all overreacted, but once the control they had was in play some states chose to keep that iron grip. Nitwit Trump was backpedaling in weeks. At individual state levels some stuck with it some didn't. Then there is like mindedness, which is the desire of leaders of all political philosophies to want easy order. Next time Trudeau fucks you ask him about "admiring the basic dictatorship" of the bugs for how easy it would make his visions become reality. I already gave Trump credit for suggesting that covid was overreacted to and the fools ego is why he needs to take credit for a failed vaccine that does essentially nothing.

No vaccine is 100% effective at stopping spread but numbers that are in the 90 plus percent range years after being vaxxed are being compared to a vaccine that has now shown decreased efficacy at the 2 week level. It doesn't work. Same with severity the full polio course is 99 plus percent effective at stopping paralytic polio for an entire lifetime what's the Covid vaccine at in 2 years? It's math not medicine, the virus is a failure. You're just a gadfly that simped for the state trying to convince others he's smart because he's taken the opinion set of the "experts" even as they backtrack. You'll come around when they all say it failed and they used the best available data and they start suing shareholders in big pharma whose only crime was investing. Maybe you'll get more gibs.

The asymptomatic is a misnomer, it's pre-symptomatic and that's the same with polio, you have stomach distress and fever and don't even know it's polio, but it is. That nonsense was being spit out to support preventive lockdowns of nearly everybody. Without that scare, which is how all illnesses work they couldn't look up the unsick.

You're too stupid to understand service for production. My short terms are a service, I have to clean, maintain, stock and repair things all involve labor. The properties don't just stay in rental order themselves. What you're suggesting is that people that work cash registers are not at work but people making the burgers are? How about doctors are they working? I mean unless they're doing surgery and research what is that they do? They have a captive audience of sick people they talk too and prescribe other people's creations too. They should work harder maybe paint the office and mop the place up.

It's hard to believe that you think that the fruits of labor should not lead to ownership of assets that can be monetized. Explain your theory of the economy. Do you think the state should step in limit me to one property because my collection of several puts upward pressure on prices? Is that a more "fair" way to do things? So niggers can squander their gibs on getting high but my better use of my income from past labor should be punished? How and why? I'm sucking the blood of people that want a week at the beach in a house to be able to cook some meals and save on going out 3-4 nights vs 7 days of higher restaurant cost? Is a hotel sucking their blood? I use both cleaning and landscaping services over 50% of the time, they get paid and the other part I do myself (actual labor) but you find fault because you suck the blood of a firm for a bloated salary to fly to Cuba thrice a year to get ass fucked by a male prostitute and criticize those of us that saved and did something with our money?
 

Cptbaldopie

Ok tard, first off leaders are given bulletins and briefings it's highly possible that everybody thought covid was going to kill 400 million worldwide and all overreacted, but once the control they had was in play some states chose to keep that iron grip. Nitwit Trump was backpedaling in weeks. At individual state levels some stuck with it some didn't. Then there is like mindedness, which is the desire of leaders of all political philosophies to want easy order. Next time Trudeau fucks you ask him about "admiring the basic dictatorship" of the bugs for how easy it would make his visions become reality. I already gave Trump credit for suggesting that covid was overreacted to and the fools ego is why he needs to take credit for a failed vaccine that does essentially nothing.

No vaccine is 100% effective at stopping spread but numbers that are in the 90 plus percent range years after being vaxxed are being compared to a vaccine that has now shown decreased efficacy at the 2 week level. It doesn't work. Same with severity the full polio course is 99 plus percent effective at stopping paralytic polio for an entire lifetime what's the Covid vaccine at in 2 years? It's math not medicine, the virus is a failure. You're just a gadfly that simped for the state trying to convince others he's smart because he's taken the opinion set of the "experts" even as they backtrack. You'll come around when they all say it failed and they used the best available data and they start suing shareholders in big pharma whose only crime was investing. Maybe you'll get more gibs.

The asymptomatic is a misnomer, it's pre-symptomatic and that's the same with polio, you have stomach distress and fever and don't even know it's polio, but it is. That nonsense was being spit out to support preventive lockdowns of nearly everybody. Without that scare, which is how all illnesses work they couldn't look up the unsick.

You're too stupid to understand service for production. My short terms are a service, I have to clean, maintain, stock and repair things all involve labor. The properties don't just stay in rental order themselves. What you're suggesting is that people that work cash registers are not at work but people making the burgers are? How about doctors are they working? I mean unless they're doing surgery and research what is that they do? They have a captive audience of sick people they talk too and prescribe other people's creations too. They should work harder maybe paint the office and mop the place up.

It's hard to believe that you think that the fruits of labor should not lead to ownership of assets that can be monetized. Explain your theory of the economy. Do you think the state should step in limit me to one property because my collection of several puts upward pressure on prices? Is that a more "fair" way to do things? So niggers can squander their gibs on getting high but my better use of my income from past labor should be punished? How and why? I'm sucking the blood of people that want a week at the beach in a house to be able to cook some meals and save on going out 3-4 nights vs 7 days of higher restaurant cost? Is a hotel sucking their blood? I use both cleaning and landscaping services over 50% of the time, they get paid and the other part I do myself (actual labor) but you find fault because you suck the blood of a firm for a bloated salary to fly to Cuba thrice a year to get ass fucked by a male prostitute and criticize those of us that saved and did something with our money?
There's bees in the what now?
 
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