He is yanking that little faucet today

[Torque’sHeadBump]

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

The only time twitter mattered was civilians recording video in far away lands of various riots. He needs to mellow the fuck out

 

[RickReternal]

Entirely too many well-received tweets this week. Upside is that he’ll drink and eat more in celebration.

 

[Cygnus Nana X-1]

*HOT TAKE* Having a popular opinion on a trending Twitter topic will get you upvotes

 

[BillyCorgan'sFallenTree]

Shut the fuck up Rick. The first thing Twitter did when the New York Post broke the Hunter Biden laptop story was to label it "Russian Misinformation" and ban their account. Anyone who said the covid vaccines might not be safe and effective were banned. Rick just misses his establishment echo chamber.

 

[SFWA liaison]

and yet they're all still there glued to Twitter and nowhere else lol

 

[HotDogJoe]

I hate the fact that there are enough other retards out there to make Patrick feel like he's important. Those retweets and likes will fuel his ego for months.

 

[Ants Hard Drive of Horror]

What he means is "I used to hear exactly what I wanted to believe, now I hear both sides and have to sift for my matching opinion through all the evidence".

 

[wbgreen]

Even ignoring politicized topics, Twitter was rife with misinformation for every breaking news event since it launched. The Boston Bombing was a prime example; terrible flood of inaccurate news coming out. Low attention span nitwits like Pat forget this, or that their craving for instant content fuels the misinformation.

 

[FamilyDollar]

I hate the fact that there are enough other retards out there to make Patrick feel like he's important. Those retweets and likes will fuel his ego for months.

Rick is in a loop of having a viral tweet every few months, gaining 500 followers, then slowly losing them until his next spike. At least he has comedy to pay the bills.

 

[turdcutter]

Pat is the only pundit I listen to. He has an IQ of 142 and he's always right. Also has won two knife fights. With those credentials why would I listen to anyone else?

 

[iBangedQuasi]

He's drunk. Twitters problem was every blue check news faggot wanted to be the first to break a story so they would just post unverified claims all the time.

 

[guest]

Upside is that he’ll drink and eat more in celebration.

Welp, Rick’s weekend is sorted.

 

[turdcutter]

I'm 100% positive Elon is aware of Rick and has seen Problem Child.

 

[Udders]

Twitter was never meant to be at the forefront of reporting, fat man. It was meant to be goofy and fun to fuck around on.

 

[Cyberatorquer]

Twitter was never meant to be at the forefront of reporting, fat man. It was meant to be goofy and fun to fuck around on.

Wrong as always, child. I'm sorry you're so stupid, I can't help you.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

 

[porquedealer]

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[guest]

Wagner have turned back from Moscow after Prighozin has apparently done a deal with Putin. So it was a political bluff all along. Seethe about your Tom Clancy fantasy gone wrong, Pig.

 

[guest]

"boarders"
140IQ Child

The day boys get to go back to Moscow every afternoon after school. The boarders have to wait for the holidays.