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He is still proud of going to college for half a year

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

Stand Alone Fruit
I bet he had to go summer school every year to make up for failed classes. I wouldnt be surprised if he didnt even walk the isle in graduation because he still had credits to make up over the summer and graduated late.
I also believe this, he didn’t even have a proper senior picture and I remember that was always the big threat in high school - “you keep this up and you won’t walk” - kind of stuff. Pat of course being an asshole was probably proud to not walk since he hated everyone in his class. It’s not a big deal to not walk with your friends if you don’t have any.
 

JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS

DMANIAC
I also believe this, he didn’t even have a proper senior picture and I remember that was always the big threat in high school - “you keep this up and you won’t walk” - kind of stuff. Pat of course being an asshole was probably proud to not walk since he hated everyone in his class. It’s not a big deal to not walk with your friends if you don’t have any.
And his parents probably didn’t care either. His younger brother was the one they really cared about. You know, the athlete who was an honor roll student.
 

DrTorqueCarlisi

Defendant/Debtor
It’s such a stupid fucking flex. I made deans list once or twice in college, I don’t even remember. Who cares if you made honor roll if you live in literal poverty?

And when he didn't even return for a second semester.

It's like saying you were employee of the month but then you stopped going and decided to just not have a job at all anymore.

If it weren't for Niki and whatever money their families are giving them, he'd be out on the streets
 

MySecondFatterAccount

Breakfast Corn
This is exactly what it is. Community colleges have 100% acceptance rate and you can take whatever classes you want
And pat has already said he took a film class so its not like he was taking anything hard. AP film classes dont count pat.

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AliceWorquer

Fat bitch with faggot tits
And pat has already said he took a film class so its not like he was taking anything hard. AP film classes dont count pat.

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Went through a list of them maybe. How retarded is he? That's like 750000 words of source material in one class, for a semester of community college, from the self proclaimed world's slowest reader. Consider yourself lucky kubrick never got round to making gravity's rainbow, you fat idiot.
 
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