He faked the voicemail

[Jenna]

Maybe you should get a real job, then again you'll be able to learn a trade in prison.

First off, isn't his voice mailbox always full when others try to call him?

Second, "you'll be able to learn a trade in prison"? Who the fuck talks like that? Patrick. Who has to threaten everyone with prison time? Patrick.

He put another YouWillNeverFindMe1488 into a text-to-speech program and got it on national news.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

I wonder if he text-to-speech'd one of his own replies somehow, that's what it sounds like

 

[Ladynyahh]

He should have just shown one of Honey Badger's texts with his wife's fat Hispanic tits

 

[HotDogJoe]

I'm surprised I hadn't seen anyone bring this up until now. I couldn't believe how obviously fake and clearly him that was when I first watched the clip.

Just like with the "gay virgin fatrick" thing, nobody here would leave a voicemail that unfunny. Oh pig, you retarded hoofprints give you away again.

 

[Nick Gerlips]

He should have just shown one of Honey Badger's texts with his wife's fat Hispanic tits

They should have displayed those on the TV segment.

 

[RaggotFetard]

Fake and gay.

 

[RoTheHo69]

I wonder if he text-to-speech'd one of his own replies somehow, that's what it sounds like

How the fuck does that message make sense at ALL?

 

[Jenna]

I wonder if he text-to-speech'd one of his own replies somehow, that's what it sounds like

I mean the camera shows him playing a voicemail on speakerphone, meaning he had that one lined up and ready to go for NBC.

He's so obsessed with prison and can't drop the gimmick, even when he's pretending to be his stlakers. Every sentence must end with a reminder that the other person is going to prison.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

I can’t wait for the true crime book about this lunatic. If only Ann Rule was still alive to do it justice.

 

[BudDickman]

I remember him telling someone that they'll be making license plates in prison, which is a similarly clunky attempt at a zinger.

 

[Butterknife]

I mean the camera shows him playing a voicemail on speakerphone, meaning he had that one lined up and ready to go for NBC.

He's so obsessed with prison and can't drop the gimmick, even when he's pretending to be his stlakers. Every sentence must end with a reminder that the other person is going to prison.

I figured he was playing a Text-to-Speech playback of a recent text. If it's a voicemail, it's a year old.

 

[VizioDash]

Maybe you should get a real job, then again you'll be able to learn a trade in prison.

First off, isn't his voice mailbox always full when others try to call him?

Second, "you'll be able to learn a trade in prison"? Who the fuck talks like that? Patrick. Who has to threaten everyone with prison time? Patrick.

He put another YouWillNeverFindMe1488 into a text-to-speech program and got it on national news.

I'm almost positive that was word for word one of his responses to me, I mean a redditor, when they texted him and bragged about being on the clock and getting paid to Patpost.

 

[RaggotFetard]

I remember him telling someone that they'll be making license plates in prison, which is a similarly clunky attempt at a zinger.

License plates or prison rape. Not one original thought in his wet brain.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

If it was one of us it would have called him a fat loser. Piggy can’t even fake call himself fat.

 

[CuntFucker .]

Honestly, Niki really is his second, better wife. Ade in her place would end up fucking someone from the MPD.

 

[RickReternal]

Honestly, Niki really is his second, better wife. Ade in her place would end up fucking someone from the MPD.

Generally I’d agree with your conclusion but isn’t loyalty to Patrick a sign of bad character rather than good? Who’s loyal to him, at least on the surface? Jackie? Hildy? They’re terrible people, like truly among the worst I’ve encountered in years.

 

[ViVillHaVin!]

"real job" He is most often accused of having no job at all

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

"real job" He is most often accused of having no job at all

Very true, he always claims he has a real job and has been employed since he was 14 years old.

 

[BoomerSperg]

How does this retard get voicemails when his voicemail box has been full for ages. Is he actually deleting them off his new phone?

Sounds highly unlikely to me.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I’m pretty sure nobody here has called him in over a year since he doesn’t answer and responds faster and more often through text messages